Alex

Probably some overlap there though

If I’d had two bottles of red I’d expect to wake up feeling like at least one of them had been stotted off my head

Reminds me of that video the Tories put out re: the winter fuel allowance. Where it was sone bloke in a posh house complaining in his kitchen but neither himself or the people making the film having the sense to realise he probably shouldn’t be wearing a gold Rolex

You know what’s so weird and tragic about them? They should be fucking delighted with how life has panned out for them. Yet loads of them spend their lives raging about shit that barely impacts them and punching down.

I love how they’re so thick they don’t realise their scramble for the moral high ground involves their being racist. And it’s only ever one NUFC win away from being triggered no matter how well they’re doing

It’s a real shame they look like they won’t get the chance to meet some Somalian pirates

It’s not that long ago that would have been satirical

With chaps, cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat?

Used to love watching him at Fiorentina then later for Milan on Football Italia on Channel 4. Class player. I must admit I have no recollection of Gullit trying to sign him for us. We were linked with a lot of players at that time though. Although it sounds like this was pretty close to actually happening

We’re small fry anyway to the PIF. The lack of recent investment is all about PSR imo

Probably going to take in the Heaton Stannington match tonight as they play the world’s oldest football club in the world ever (Sheffield FC). Instant elevation to non-league football hipster boss level. Might even wear my Napoli scarf and sip a couple of cold hazy pale ales with the other dadsuals

Even at your worst you’ve never been anywhere near as much of a cunt as David Guetta.

On the bright side - Getting tickets might get easier

I think the problem most people on here would have with the bus fare thing is it would impact a lot of the lowest paid. If you already spend a tenner on bus fares and your skint dividing another fiver is a pain on the arse. I can understand not looking to claw that back with fuel duty because that’s already high.

If the Longstaff move to Man Utd had materialised he’d have 100% been in next England squad.

Bit personal

Sounds like a US Lee Hurst

Yeah. That was really good

Quite fancied watching that series about the progression of British black music. But it starts with Jungle in the early 90s which seems to miss out a hell of a lot of stuff that came before.

Good result for Napoli if it stays that way

It’s not really that simple, is it? Wilson and Trippier aren’t anything like the players they were due to age, injuries catching up with them. In particular having only one fit proper CF who is able to start and do a job in the PL has been a crippling limitation. The uptick in the performances of limited players like Longstaff, Almiron and Murphy hasn’t proven to be sustainable (not really a shock there either). Botman and Lascelles getting injured is massively problematic too. The former is a huge miss while the latter couldn’t be sold to bolster the squad. Anderson was sold to meet PSR requirements. You would think he’d have got game time. Miley is out injured, ditto. All that plus coming 4th being a massive overachievement

Well it’s a bit more nuanced than that for the reasons given by Fist. But what I would say is that he almost always plays the same formation, even if that means square pegs in round holes due to injuries. And he rarely changes the formation even when he does make changes by bringing on subs. Given the amount of analysis teams do that makes us predictable opponents. That said, we aren’t blessed with a huge squad, which isn’t on Howe at all. So maybe he thinks there’s only one effective way of playing with players at his disposal

Think he meant he did a one day bus tour of the Amalfi Coast when he was staying in Sorrento.

Council will collect it for a small charge. Scrap men probably won’t take it