Alex

I don't know that acronym. I'll get back to you when I've checked my code book.

All those years of crawling into trenches and polishing your weapon will take a toll on anyone's state of mind tbf.

I wonder if he came across any in the armed forces The uniforms are to die for.

Just needs an "I'm gay, you cunt" post from Baggio.

Bring back Larry Grayson. Kids should view it as being acceptable btw.

Think Santon looks great going forward but not sure about his defensive work yet. He's absolutely different class to Simpson as a footballer though. I'd like to see him have a run at right-back.

The soi-disant hipsters are just as twattish as the Geordie Shore lot.

That notion it's a choice (or indeed something that can be 'cured') is a weird one. As though you can choose who or what you fancy. I'm into animals btw.

Double Mammy tbh

George Eastham. Played for us in the 60s then played for Stoke and went on to manage them.

I could tell you but then you would have to be destroyed by me

Without cheating, which former Newcastle player scored Stoke's winner?

Ouch!

The secretary does but the assistant secretary doesn't.

Think am gan a gan in wearing a pair of 'sleeves' and a county cap and ask for a job tbh.

I remember being sat in a clerb watching a cup final in the 80s and Paul Baker (ex of Carlisle and Hartlepool) was sat there with a cup final ticket on him. Think he was a Carlisle player at the time. It's ludicrous.

There's the corporate lot who get tickets for every Wembley event of course but the FA Cup final has always been a game where the FA distribute tickets all along the gravy train. The Northumberland FA and all the other county associations get a large allocation, etc. etc. Of course none of these end up on the black market.

Yeah, he's on very good money for probably the last time in his career even though he's only young so it's hard to blame Xisco even though it's annoying. He's struggled to get a game in the Spanish 2nd tier when he's been away on loan. I think he still has a year left after this one. As for Guthrie, Simpson, Best and so on, there's not much point in moving them on unless they're desperate to do so. We looked nailed on for at least the Europa League and all the extra games that entails plus there's another friggin African Cup of Nations come next January.

I bet you're dead hard. In the showers.

Must admit like, the staff on the website (not just there but at the other pubs) look like the twats on LATFH.

His forehead is too small. It's not that, his eyebrows are just massive. Looks like a Thunderbird.

He signed on loan. He hadn't played enough games for his country in the previous 24 months or something (can't remember exactly what the regs were) when KK wanted to sign him. Think it was around the time him and Keller were competing for the USA keeper's spot after Tony Meola thought he was going be a film star.

Thought everyone would've sussed he was BernardRighton by now.