Alex

Shit game like. Even the first half was abysmal. Happy enough with the result after the 1st 20-odd minutes though. Bit worrying that it's November and we haven't won an away game yet mind.

I did that no-churn coffee ice cream off the series. Dead easy and very nice. I did another one of her's a while ago that was Margarita-flavoured which was also dead nice (think the recipe for the latter is on her site and the former is on the Beeb's). I can post them up though if anyone wants them.

The amount spent on it makes Elton John's birthday bashes seem like low bedget affairs like. Absolutely disgusting really.

Aye, I saw that one. Sicilian Pasta or something. Thought I might make it without the anchovies and with some olives / tapenade instead. The recipe's on the Beeb's site.

What he wants to do is buy a vintage Swatch as an investment

That Nigellissima is canny like. I like her because apart from being a posh cock tease she does stuff that's easy to recreate at home.

Don't give him any more ideas, Dr. G

This thread is desperate for some gardening advice. And I wouldn't mind but that article posted by Trophyshy explains how it works in detail and with the help of simple diagrams

If the reports of his salary are true he'd be lucky to get a 1/4 of what he's on, whether he stays or goes. Says a lot about Nile Ranger though that Xisco seems ahead of him in the pecking order.

Tiote and Colo are absolutely key to the way the side plays though from providing a springboard for attacks to retaning possession instead of just hoofing it and so on.

I bought wor lass a Tag and didn't even get a nosh out of it.

Tbf though CT, as was pointed out when HF and David Kelly were discussing this, Tiote, Colo and Krul have only played about 20-odd minutes together in a league game (Sunderland away). So the gaping holes have been there. That's 3 massive players in very key positions and that will have an effect on how the more creative players are able to do their jobs.

I was at Venice airport once flying back to London and there was a queue for a flight next to ours. Just looking at them I would've put money on them being British as they were proper clips. The flight was to Brussels.

Not one of your better poems like.

Aye but Ghent's a lot closer and I haven't been It's meant to be good though. I've been to Brussels like. Sounds a bit snobby but I'd just probably like to extricate myself from Newcastle's pissed-up travelling support for a couple of hours. They're great when you're at the match but sometimes they can do your heed in. I like Belgium too fwiw. Funny place but I like it. They do chocolate, chips and beer well, I'll give them that.

Big sandwich, mind.

Like I said, I take your point but when the ifs and buts start extending into several games then the argument becomes a lot less water-tight imo. Last season by this stage it started to become clear there was a hell of a lot more to our good start than luck imo. I know we didn't play Man Utd in the first 10 games last season but comparing this season to last season re: that fixture puts the stark contrast into focus too. Also agree with CT about lacking shape and a pattern of play and we're by no means the only people to pick up on it. Putting aside cold hard facts, stats etc. though it just feels a bit disjointed and lacking in flow this year whereas you could see where we were going last year. I'm not laying the blame at Pardew's door though as I've stated - bad luck with injuries etc. and inadequate additions to the squad have stitched him up.

I think we played better and looked more solid like, especially in those first 10 games or so. Purely subjective though tbf, unlike the league position and results which were clearly any but representative of a poor start. I take your point though, in that were perhaps riding our luck at times.

Aye, I wondered about that like. After 10 games last season we were 3rd and unbeaten in the league.

Look man, you're either on the wind-up or you're not all there. Any attempts at serious input are a complete waste of time. I feel a bit bad even taking the piss tbh.

Rattled

There's something more than a bit tragic about these barmpot theories / attention-seeking threads like. That's the thing with the internet though, if it was down the pub you'd just pat him on the head, say aye and go back to ignoring the sad sack.

That's what we want you to think.

I reckon conspiracy theorists like wolfy here are actually agents working on behalf of the Illuminati.