Alex

The irony. You know why I think you're a prick, CT. It's because most football fans like to wind up the opposition whereas you like to do it to your own. You first came on here when the club was in absolute turmoil and fans were going beserk over KK getting shafted and you were taking the piss and advocating giving Dennis Wise the manager's job etc. Fair enough, you've reined it in a bit after a few tantrums and the fucking off to N-O / coming back with your tail between your legs etc. But after a massive win last night all you came on here for was one of your trade-mark attention-seeking fishing expeditions. And you wonder why you're a standing joke / no one takes you seriously.

This is where the mackems get this football was invented in 1992 stuff from btw.

Fair enough, I got that wrong

I think you mean worst start. Although I'm not convinced that's accurate. Moot anyway though because we didn't lose. You can't seriously try and tell me you think this is worse than how we looked when we last went down though, in terms of virtually any way you would measure things. We had a worse start then as well (I've just checked) so you're wrong again.

In 98/99 we had 16 pts after 14 games. Happy now?

Apart from being statistically incorrect I've seen a hell of a lot worse tbh. You must've too, especially seeing as you used to go in the 80s. Get a fucking grip man, you massive fanny.

Mr Talksport

One of our worst seasons

Would still ideally like us to sign a left-footed full-back and see him moved to the right to combine with HBA.

Aye. Exactly the same as LBT tbh.

Yeah, pretty much. Can't do him much good having to play virtually every game when he's fit coupled with what he puts into games.

The best "football" (as opposed to most effective) we ever played under KK was the sort of one-touch football typified by the 2-1 away win to Norwich. I can sort of see your point about tiki-taka at times but that's down to the opposition trying to nullify it rather than the ethos behind it imo. Also, I don't see Keegan's brand of football as being 'blood and snots' as you call it. Perhaps its biggest downfall in his first spell as manager was a lack of English 'no nonsense' cynicism. Then again, CT, you clearly know absolutely fuck all about football so I'm not sure why I'm bothering

I was alluding to that on page 1. Too subtle?

He is Mr Self-Fulfilling Prophecy though.

What an arsehole he is btw. That 'spoken word' tour he did in the 90s as well.

Because you're desperate to turn it off. Fucking Megadeth man. Me mate had that Peace Sells but Who's Buying? poster on his bedroom wall as a kid.

Posts on here as essembeeofsunderland apparently.

Fucking hell

I thought burro was butter. Hopefully someone will get that.

Tell you what forum is weird. The Amazon customer discussions one. You'd think it would all be deals on hand blenders but it's full of conspiracy / religious nutjobs. Doesn't seem to much moderation either beyond deleting posts with swears in.

Of all the threads you've started, this is my favourite.

It's got a lot to admire about it has .com but they seem to revel in misery.