Alex

Apart from being statistically incorrect I've seen a hell of a lot worse tbh. You must've too, especially seeing as you used to go in the 80s. Get a fucking grip man, you massive fanny.

Mr Talksport

One of our worst seasons

Would still ideally like us to sign a left-footed full-back and see him moved to the right to combine with HBA.

Aye. Exactly the same as LBT tbh.

Yeah, pretty much. Can't do him much good having to play virtually every game when he's fit coupled with what he puts into games.

The best "football" (as opposed to most effective) we ever played under KK was the sort of one-touch football typified by the 2-1 away win to Norwich. I can sort of see your point about tiki-taka at times but that's down to the opposition trying to nullify it rather than the ethos behind it imo. Also, I don't see Keegan's brand of football as being 'blood and snots' as you call it. Perhaps its biggest downfall in his first spell as manager was a lack of English 'no nonsense' cynicism. Then again, CT, you clearly know absolutely fuck all about football so I'm not sure why I'm bothering

I was alluding to that on page 1. Too subtle?

He is Mr Self-Fulfilling Prophecy though.

What an arsehole he is btw. That 'spoken word' tour he did in the 90s as well.

Because you're desperate to turn it off. Fucking Megadeth man. Me mate had that Peace Sells but Who's Buying? poster on his bedroom wall as a kid.

Posts on here as essembeeofsunderland apparently.

Fucking hell

I thought burro was butter. Hopefully someone will get that.

Tell you what forum is weird. The Amazon customer discussions one. You'd think it would all be deals on hand blenders but it's full of conspiracy / religious nutjobs. Doesn't seem to much moderation either beyond deleting posts with swears in.

Of all the threads you've started, this is my favourite.

It's got a lot to admire about it has .com but they seem to revel in misery.

I think she's in the W.I. That's just a guess like.

When I was flying a lot the holiday-makers would piss me off a bit, you know, having to be told to go to the empty X-Ray machine etc. rather than using their loaf but I could accept it to an extent because they might be nervous / rarely fly and so on. The biggest cunts are the business men (it always seems to be them) who go up to the X-ray machine then remove their coat and jacket, then their belt and shoes, then take their laptop out the bag. I.e. all stuff they could've already done but are just being cunts for the sake of it. What sort of person gets a buzz out of doing that?

It's called 'Potted Jam' ffs Honestly man, it's so shit

Thought The Hobbit might be canny at the flicks with it being a kids book so not as arse-numbing as sitting through TLOTR. Until I found out it's nearly 3 hours long and only part 1 of 3. Mohamed on a camel.

We get a Xmas 'newsletter' off this relative who I last spoke to about 25 years ago full of info about friends and family I don't know and (in most cases) I've never met. And she's religious. As you can imagine it's a fascinating read.