Alex

Does any fucker know what these two are on about btw?

I can picture CT stepping out in the Toon circa 1988, in his dress pants, shirt and slip on shoes and saying (Peter Kay garlic bread-style) Acid? House?

It was fucking dire man, Jill. All that ansgt. You're good looking teenagers, you've got it made for fuck's sake. Wait until you get a job. Seriously though, they NEVER had a laugh, not once. It was all navel gazing, woe is me shit. I'd have given my left ball to shag Katie Holmes or Michelle Williams when I was in 6th form.

I think we're talking wet fart territory.

Sounds like Dawson's Creek.

Madison Avenue advertising agencies aren't exactly your typical 'normal blokes' like.

Did you not study any of this shit at school, CT? I know it seems like you're about 40 years older than me but in reality the gap's less than 10 years isn't it? I found this fascinating when we did it in GCSE History.

Classic.

Probably the best episode of the whole lot that one. It's fucking mint. I'm going to start watching them again from the beginning once I get through the first two series of Spiral.

Wor lass used to watch a bit of that thing set in the Deep South with Vinnie off Home and Away on. True Blood? That was alright I thought. Twilight is for teenage (and younger) lasses though, Shirley.

of big babies you are What a bunch

I was quoting Chris from the Sopranos

That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

Nandos is the new Phil Collins where footballers are concerned.

I've ordered Killer on the Road by Ginger Strand (not to be confused with the James Ellroy novel) which sounds intresting, but I haven't read it yet I'm afraid. That John Wayne Gacy was a funny fucker though, wasn't he?

My polling station is about 30 seconds walk from my house and I doubt I'll bother so, aye, you're probably spot on there, CT.

The only thing that occurred to me about the whole carry on was that politicising the police seems like a bad idea.

Forgot, you're watching X-Factor at the time I've met him once actually. Well, he was sat next to me on a flight. Nice bloke. And no, I didn't shag him There was quite a lot of the Strictly lot on the plane. They were doing that tour thingy and, I think, playing the Arena in town the next night. The blart was incredible. John Hollins' son came across as a bit of a knob.

That's basically just like 90s trip-hop unless I'm missing something. Quite like it though. And Dan, it's an oldie but a goodie but you'd probably like the Creative Drum and Bass double CD. The Dr S Gachet mix has a nice, chilled out jazzy vibe (but has enough going on in the drum beats so as not to get dull). The DJ SS one is good too.

Listen to Craig Revel-Horwood here.

Go easy on sniffer eh, lads? Leeds lost 6-1 at home at the weekend.

Thing is with Leazes, I think he'd be alright in real life. At least a couple of people who've met him have said as much but, on the whole, the internet seems to bring out the worst in him. I honestly think it's as beneficial to him not posting on here as it is to the forum in general. It's a shame because on occasion he could post some fascinating stuff. I think even his defenders would agree that didn't happen often enough though. All moot anyway.

I still can't post on there as SingaporeToon. No wonder it's quiet.

Like a broken record.