Alex

Aye.

Half-eaten edible knickers.

While I wouldn't put it past Ashley I also wouldn't read much into these stories beyond Ryder being Carver's ring/mouthpiece.

You should settle this by white collar boxing. I'll let you two decide whether or not that's a euphemism.

:lol:

If he knew as much about the fans as he likes to think he does he would know how embarrassing his patter is.

That Chelsea fan who's been identified looks absolutely fucking nails btw.

Yewtree

Fuck's sake, man. I would suggest at this stage that not making the 1/4 finals would be less embarrassing.

That's mint

He'll be getting a game at this rate.

TP has trained his taste buds to separate the flavour of vodka from the Irn Bru he drinks it with.

You only think that's case because you've been fed western propaganda.

New Model 500 album out: https://bleep.com/release/56135-model-500-digital-solutions?utm_source=Bleep&utm_campaign=ba0927d380-Physical_mailer_1902152_19_2015&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_db8ca97389-ba0927d380-1298501

Pot ones

Totally obvious he isn't scratching live btw :lol:

Forgot Thompers was a big Kid Rock fan

Bargain!

Also like the 'space' theme as it takes me back to early 90s ambient shit.

Forgot about that. Mentioned his family as well, despite the overwhelming majority of fans not having a clue as to the appearance or the composition of his family.