Alex

Come to think of it I quite often buy microwaveable rice which is actually quite nice I think. Don't use it a lot for cooking though. Even stuff like beans is nicer done of the hob I reckon.

Just think we've loads of potential options in the middle but are weak there. I mean, Wijnaldum could play a bit deeper (especially assuming De Jong is staying and will be involved more), Sissoko could play in there too. Think Colback played well but is essentially quite limited. I think Tiote and Anita behind Wijnaldum definitely has some potential. I liked Haidara when he first arrived but he's struggled since that bad injury. It's understandable but I wonder if he'll ever make it here now. Think Dummett is a better centre-back than a full-back.

The Fat Fuck, CT's new gastropub in Boldon.

It's the subtle blend of controversy and humour that make your posts such a pleasure to read.

Pukka

If everyone was fit I'd be inclined to give Colback a run at LB.

I would use them for pre-heating stuff, like that article says. Like a jacket potato, for example.

Use mine for heating milk for coffee. And for frying eggs

Gouda-eating surrender monkey

Ernest or Wayne?

Get ready for a broken heart

Nailed on it'll be smith

Left backs are still called left backs I think. Attacking left wingers are attacking left wingers. The confusion may arise from Ferguson being neither.

CT mate, he's that ally on the right you were looking for

I just don't know what's going off out there

Back of the net

Almost makes me wish I lived in Earl's Court.

All Cecil's what?

It's four volumes in one if you want to break it up a bit. I read it all in one go though.

On top of that Robbie Savage reckons they're going to do really well.

For a while it was leg byes.