Alex

It's clearly a case of Cook, Anderson and Broad not wanting him in the side. Feel a bit sorry for him as he has been totally stitched up. That latest innings is the highest in the County Championship since Lara's record breaking knock against Durham. Strauss strikes me as a typical conservative toff, i.e. ideal in terms of the ECB want. I predict this summer is going to be as good as watching NUFC.

Sounds class

FUCKING MINT. Bet this is Thompers, btw.

They're 5th bottom in terms of home form over the season. We're third bottom in terms of away form. We're bottom of the form table (last 6 games). They're 4th bottom. Make it the last 10 games and we're still bottom and they're 2nd bottom. They're already down and just been beaten 6-nowt. We've picked up 1 point out of the last 27. Should be a classic.

Was decorated at the Battle of Seaburn.

I think people are forgetting we're on a one match unbeaten run.

Mr Potatohead tbh.

Onto season 5 of Spiral. Still really enjoying it.

Would pass to the person alive* I think. Succession is decided by an act of Parliament anyway though so the law could be changed to fit circumstances. Which just underlines the silliness of the whole process. Edit: *Already born I mean.

Bet you're the proper black sheep of your family, supporting Labour. Have you come out to them yet?

He absolutely loves himself. Someone has to I suppose.

By no means counting my chickens but, applying a similar argument to yours, Hull just lost at home to Burnley in a must win home match. Spurs are at home too v Hull too. Hull would swap places with us without a doubt.

Hull have Spurs away then Man Utd at home btw. Spurs have tailed off and Man Utd will probably have qualified for the CL but two tough games in theory at least.

Because he'd lose money, just like he did last time. He'd lose his high profile advertising too. No guarantee we'd come straight back up. The lost tv revenue would be more this time round. There's arguably a weaker squad and it doesn't have a core of English players who battled hard last time (and no Enrique and Colo is half the player he was). We don't have a coach in situ the players respect. Other than that though...As to the point about the fans, they have a lot more power outside the PL.

Would've have special embroidery for the occasion if it had been worn at Wemberley wouldn't it? Would I be right in saying the only time he played for us there was the 96 charity shield? Think he'd gone to Liverpool when we played in that Mercantile Credit football. League thing. We wore black and white anyway v Man Utd I think. In any case I was told it was a premier league match worn shirt but that's all I know.

Class.

This is going to be fucking mint. Can't wait.

If we go down I think the fans need to stay away to effect a change, simple as.

Clegg was smug as fuck in the run up, assuming he'd be in government again, even though they were going to get a lot less seats and a lot less of the popular vote. Just a shame he didn't lose his seat too.

They weren't aware their bus was being hired?

Agreeing with virtually every other poll then

How does something being hand written stop it being a publicity stunt in any case? Apart from the fact it could have been produced subsequently, it does make any difference anyway. Incidentally it, for some reaseon, reminds me of the Viz Book of Crap Jokes. Famous people on the toilet, Neville Chamberlain "I have in my hand a piece of paper...."

Had the Newcastle Bukta kit after that one. Showing me age now.