Alex

I've got a lot on my plate, ok?

Stop posting on here and sort my fucking mortgage out

They want lining up against a wall.

Grand Wizard ffs

Shades of Frank Worthington

Especially when the club is awash with international-standard centre-halves.

You're on form this morning.

It was the polite version of that

Going to start on that as it happens. Was told about it ages ago but hadn't got round to it.

Exactly.

Aye, that's the trouble I suppose.

Mob period drama thingy set in Miami late 50s / early 60s. Got canned after two seasons but heard some good things about it. They're making a film too.

The bloke doing the kicking off seems like a fucking cunt too tbh. Proper London cool crowd innit?

Have a good one, mate.

Wonder if the Fonze and Laverne and Shirley were there.

I was thinking about you the other day. You used to go to Tunisia on your hols didn't you?

It probably is. Carry me off to hell in a handcart if it isn't the biggest cinematic hoot of the year.