Alex

What a load of shite

Lots of nice places in Tynemouth and Whitley Bay. Pranzo’s maybe?

You fucking Jonah

They might be trying to manufacture a move away from Sunderland because who could possibly blame them?

The second pic

Pure speculation but I reckon Rafa will have been delighted for the fans and everyone connected with the club whereas I bet our winning the league cup will have pissed off self proclaimed Newcastle fan Steve Bruce. Which is nice

Looking forward to the post-Look North fewm when the parade gets a mention (and not just in the sports round-up)

Also, my dad always goes with ‘no fish cake, no pie’ instead of ‘no woman, no cry’. Maybe it’s a Walker thing?

He always seems to talk a lot of sense but with the knowledge to back it up

I know a lass who thought the line in Bigmouth Strikes Again was …..mash a beetroot in your head instead of …..smash every tooth in your head. Genuinely prefer her version

It would be just like them to win it

That thing on the Letterman (also shite) with Kramer / whatever his real name is. Like Jerry Seinfeld can somehow absolve the bloke that’s comfortably the funniest thing he’s ever done and they’re both playing it completely straight

A heroic Northumberland MLF Tory

It could’ve been worse. I.e. they didn’t bother checking under the bed for monsters

Sportswashing is a massive simplification by journalists who really don’t know what they’re talking about outside (and often within) their sphere of ‘expertise’ tailored for their even simpler target audience. I think PaddockLad mentioned that if it was meant to make Saudi Arabia (in our case) more popular or its rulers seen in a better light then it would be an abject failure. That’s not really what it’s about though. It’s a vanity project to be beat their regional rivals

Mine just arrived. Bit disappointed with the taste tbh

Precisely. The main cheerleaders (who literally only changed their name) are the party leading in the polls at present

tot = turning oil tanker buj = big useless Joe

They’re not even close to winning the PR war with any of this. They’re alienating their core plus the floating voters and they aren’t ever going to appease the sort they of people who’d never vote for them anyway.

Pah! They never win anything

Fucking dweebs

Da fuck did I do?

I certainly hope you’re right

@Kid Dynamite would be a good one for some practical advice I would think