Alex

I draw the line at ones who support Man Utd

You saying he was one of two sixes in a double pivot?

I used to look after / record the timesheets for a bunch of IT contractors in a previous job. I totally get the attitude because if you take a day off it’s effectively costing you £500 or whatever. But I always thought it was a bit sad if you were earning a six figure sum but hardly took any leave. Like what’s the point if you can’t enjoy it a bit?

There’s very little objectivity in the media about their performance because loads of them are willing them to be a top side again.

Compubox had Usyk landing more punches in almost every round, landing slightly more power punches and a lot more punches overall. It’s not definitive but it’s about as close as you can get to an objective view on who won. Absolutely no surprise to see Fury and Frank Warren say it was a bad decision by the judges either. Even though you could tell by Fury’s whole demeanour when the result was being read out that he didn’t think he’d won.

Look at what he’s done to Grealish. Like you say, it’s dull as fuck

Used to spar with my mates when I was younger. Not sure exactly what you’d regard as being a boxer but it’s at least an eye opener in terms of how difficult it is to hit and not get hit. Why like? Do you want a fucking fight? Because I don’t

I think, since the second Wilder fight, Fury has looked like his best fights were behind him. I wanted Usyk to win anyway. It’s just a shame he didn’t knock Fury out. As Fury will keep saying he won the fight. I hope there isn’t a third fight. Usyk has nothing to prove and I’d like to see him retire undefeated.

Really pleased for you, HMHM.

Sounds like a typical Yorkshireman

Quiff will definitely view this as an opportunity for revenge.

May god rest his soul good and proper

Tell you what, though. This Jamaican rum is really taking the edge off it.

Aye. She’s got balls of steel that one.

I mean, what the fuck are you gonna do about it? I know what I’m going to do, being honest with myself, fuck all. I’m one of the lucky ones, relatively-speaking in society. If a load of fucking idiots want to vote against their interests because they’ve allowed themselves to be manipulated be Elon Musk, then that’s their problem. I do care about any poor fuckers caught in the crossfire but I’m sick of worrying about shite I’ve got zero influence over