Renton

The puzzling thing for me is we could achieve 65k by expanding the Gallowgate. Which would keep us in our spiritual home and be cheaper. I don't see the point of moving under those circumstances.

Emirates is expanding to 80k btw.

Correct.

70k seems like a better capacity to me. Why expand later? Sounds like 65k is to restrain capacity, create demand and increase ticket prices through FOMO.

Bubble wrap skin like Bayern Munich? BORING. It's a no from me.

I wish. Fucking La Di Dah Isegrim.

My brother is NHSE and I'm currently off to join an adjacent NHS quango, unprotected. So it's a concern. I would say, from personal experience, that there has been a lot of duplication between the likes of NHSE and NHS Digital which could be streamlined. I've also witnessed first hand some really bad clinical decision making from NHSE resulting in millions not being spent cost effectively., because they don't understand health economics. Despite this and contrary to popular red top beliefs, the NHS is still one of the most administratively efficient health services in the World. I hope any redundancies are voluntary and properly planned. Given the grade you said your Mam was on KD she will get paid an absolute fortune if she was made redundant. Honestly, in that scenario it's more likely they'll find another role for her, especially if she is near retirement.

Got to be said though, the collective forward players we've had is quite impressive. I was curious to find a Sunderland version with Quinny and Phillipsy but alas no, can't find one. But then I stumbled across this magnificent piece of work. Doesn't even scan the hopeless knackers.

Unused, bargain. Can I have a cheeky one of a female tennis player with no knickers hitching her skirt instead?

There's this bronze metal 3D topographical map I've also really liked when I've seen it. Like this one on Etsy. Mind, I could get a canny few of CT's mugs for that price.

I've just uploaded mine and asked it what job role I was best suited for. Oh my.

If that's successful sounds like whatever job you're applying for will be made redundant in 6 months by AI. 👍

No wonder Krul and Harper were shit too, way off their lines. Ah well, I'll buy the Lake District "Tube Map" instead. 👍

Yeah, I'm not sure what metric they used tbf. Seems pretty biased towards the premier league era to say the least, which is odd since we've won bot all. weirdly as well, they had a special "Boldon Edition"?

So before the World ends, I fancy getting some art work for my new study. Was walking past the Baltic at lunch time and saw this. It's kind of like a Wordle heat map of NUFC players. Opinions, canny or shite?

Mandela effect. Your lass has just unwittingly proved we live in the Matrix or summat. She's gone an done it now, not be long until the World rips apart in storm of quantum disambiguation.

Fuck The Mackems. Cultural appropriation at its best, steal their only slogan off them, sit back and enjoy the fewm. Let's make some FTM black and white pin badges. 👍

Aye but still. As long as we get Taylor Swift from the mackems. Imagine the fewm marra!

Yeah, shouldn't be that much, but I can see 400 million being possible given the complexities and constraints of the site. The last extension cost 80 million if you inflate it to today's prices, but construction has gone up insanely. All the stuff about underpinning the foundations etc. I'm no structural engineer mind but neither are the geniuses at the Sun I guess. A new stadium of 70k upwards to the spec of Spurs one would be more than a billion like.

Aye, the ManU proposals aren't happening. It looks shit brand new, can you imagine the state of it after a few Mancunian winters? Hopefully we'll find out about SJP soon enough (next month). I got a video about it from the Sun last night starring PL's favourite son Adam Pearson of all people. They were saying a Gallowgate extension was >£1 billion for an extra 13k seats. My maths isn't great but that's £77k a seat! It would take a century to break even. But then they were also saying a new stadium would be £2 billion. None of this makes financial sense apart from as a vanity project tbh. Who knows what the future of FFP even is, surely it can't be the motivation to spunk up this amount of cash?

Some edits because it was spouting shite, for example it was convinced Klopp is still their manager. But of course really all from the mind of Dazzler. Upload his story, and there you go. I'll claim credit for the last 2 verses.

I will fulfil your wish. The Carabao final, a sunlit affair, “Howay the lads” fills the air. The Toon army are glorious in black and white, A battle ahead, a glorious fight. Arnold Slot, with a tactical mind, Stood on the touchline, arms aligned. But oh! The sun—so cruel, so bold— Bounced off his head like liquid gold. It struck Mo Salah, curled and proud, A flickering ember within the crowd. With panic set and fear in sight, His hair ignited, a beacon bright! He reached for water, his fate to mend, From a Geordie lad, who is not a friend. But alas, the bottle—oh, what a shine! Purest poison—Newcastle moonshine! The flames roared up, a crimson crown, As Salah staggered, stumbling down. Alisson, eager to lend a hand, Flapped at the flames with shovel hands grand. Yet each great gust, each mighty blow, Fanned the inferno to heights unknown! Trent dashed forth, extinguisher drawn, But oh! A black label — a rule was torn. The wrong device! The ref turned red, A flashing card, and Trent had fled. Salah, singed, was swiftly switched, As Slot, enraged, stood sorely twitched. Without Salah surely it was time, For the toon to win and be divine, Alas two Darwin goals, the fucking cunt, Aided by VAR, a fucking affront. And so it was, on that cursed day, That Salah burned, yet the scouse still held sway. And worse still due to Carragher’s raves, 10 fans drowned in his saliva waves.

Leave him alone. He only started his new job in the area this week. He is struggling to integrate.

Now I'm creeped out.

what a prick. You've Ratnered yourself mate, it's fucked. Don't worry though, even if you lose 99.99999% of your wealth you'll still have enough to OD on ketamine 10,000 times over.