Renton

Owner holds cup shocker. Could be writing that about the US tbh.

No that was last year. This year we beat the premier league number 1, number 2 (x2), number 3, and number 4. You're number 5 so didn't qualify.

This will be absolutely eating them up. The media I have heard on this morning is overwhelmingly positive, even from Liverpool biased pundits. Also they're running with the local boy turned good line with Dan Burn. "Eeeh marra, heys not even from the toon, he's from Blyth marra. They'll be claiming Penshur monument next". Funny thing is, they are all jealous of fuck. Hats off to the few who admit it.

Of course.

Is that Biffa Bacon all grown up?

Mine both like gin.

Ha, two Schars. Mine, a bit older, both have Gordons.

If anyone's curious, the SMB have parsnipped the match thread already. I think it was on 160 PAGES !

Are they gonna do the open top tomorrow do you think? Might go into the office.

Turns out the only way I can enjoy football is not to watch it! Recorded it all for tonight though. FIFTY FOUR fucking years I've waited for this, nearly half with my fellow Toontasticrs. I love you all!

Emlyn Hughes, Graeme Souness, Kenny Dalglish, Bill Shankley, Bob Paisley, Robbie Fowler, Michael fucking Owen, Mo Salah, Jurgan Klopp, we have beaten them all. Arne Slot, can you hear me? Arne Slot, your boys took one hell of a beating. Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Let's keep doing what we're doing. I'll log off and pretend the match isn't on now.

I'm ahead of him and I'm on *checks* text message.

His daughter goes to my daughters gymnastics, seen him a few times the huge 3 fingered God.

Thought I'd pop in. Music is too loud here and am too stressed so decided to ignore the match as much as possible. Got this from my daughter.

R5 with subtle ear buds for me until D2 performs, then ITVX if we aren't losing by then.

Keep flicking between the two to get the feeling of having gonorrhea infected hemorrhoids.

Either way we can focus on the league after today. Next 4 games all look winnable and then villa away, and we did them last year too.

They're already pissed off with CT over there.

600 odd post thread on the SMB obsessing about shirt wearing, territory, Gateshead being county Durham and the usual hateful bollocks. Someone put a toon shirt on the a gale of the North and: For the record, the angel of the North overlooks the two main entrances to Newcastle from the south, the A1 and the East Coast mainline. It is widely synonymous with Newcastle-Gateshead conurbation. 90% of the population of Gateshead support NUFC. It is 6 miles from St James Park and 12 miles from the Stadium of Light. SMB. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/where-you-live-do-you-have-many-mags-about.1650859/page-28

Will try to keep the mackem shit on here rather than pollute the match thread. Place is horrendous. I enjoy laughing at the misfortune of our neighbours. I don't hate them, that would be silly. But the levels of vitriol on the SMB, even by normally sensible posters, is off the scale. Their fall back is always criticism of Saudi where they inevitably become racist in their characterisation, deliberately conflating the state with ISIS and Al Queda. Due to the rail works today trains are diverted through to the East Durham line, some knackers are advocating bricking it. And here's someone happy there has been a serious accident on the M1. Sick fuckers.

A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki!

Good luck mate. Good luck for the interview too. 👍

Sorry, I too busy, zoomed into this.