Renton

Good, I'd just booked a deposit for a mother's day meal and was worried they'd do this on the Sunday, can attend now. You know what, I was shitting myself yesterday to the extent I couldn't even look up the result. Now we've got this fucking obese gorilla of our backs no more. This was more important than CL qualification or anything else. This is psychological liberty. This is the start of a new era.

Dubravka has two winning medals despite not appearing in a final.

Listening to Nicky Campbell on R5 now. It's a complete Magedia lovefest. Campbell has just pissed off for a cuppa and handed it over to the fans to say how great it is.

Naah, let's enjoy their misery, drink their salty tears. My favourite part of it is when they turn on their own. Crammy.

It's a fairy story but Isak has established himself amongst the top 5 players in the World imo. Been incredibly consistent and will fire us into the CL. Honourable mention to Tonali too, turned out to be shear class.

Owner holds cup shocker. Could be writing that about the US tbh.

No that was last year. This year we beat the premier league number 1, number 2 (x2), number 3, and number 4. You're number 5 so didn't qualify.

This will be absolutely eating them up. The media I have heard on this morning is overwhelmingly positive, even from Liverpool biased pundits. Also they're running with the local boy turned good line with Dan Burn. "Eeeh marra, heys not even from the toon, he's from Blyth marra. They'll be claiming Penshur monument next". Funny thing is, they are all jealous of fuck. Hats off to the few who admit it.

Of course.

Is that Biffa Bacon all grown up?

Mine both like gin.

Ha, two Schars. Mine, a bit older, both have Gordons.

If anyone's curious, the SMB have parsnipped the match thread already. I think it was on 160 PAGES !

Are they gonna do the open top tomorrow do you think? Might go into the office.

Turns out the only way I can enjoy football is not to watch it! Recorded it all for tonight though. FIFTY FOUR fucking years I've waited for this, nearly half with my fellow Toontasticrs. I love you all!

Emlyn Hughes, Graeme Souness, Kenny Dalglish, Bill Shankley, Bob Paisley, Robbie Fowler, Michael fucking Owen, Mo Salah, Jurgan Klopp, we have beaten them all. Arne Slot, can you hear me? Arne Slot, your boys took one hell of a beating. Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Let's keep doing what we're doing. I'll log off and pretend the match isn't on now.

I'm ahead of him and I'm on *checks* text message.

His daughter goes to my daughters gymnastics, seen him a few times the huge 3 fingered God.

Thought I'd pop in. Music is too loud here and am too stressed so decided to ignore the match as much as possible. Got this from my daughter.

R5 with subtle ear buds for me until D2 performs, then ITVX if we aren't losing by then.

Keep flicking between the two to get the feeling of having gonorrhea infected hemorrhoids.

Either way we can focus on the league after today. Next 4 games all look winnable and then villa away, and we did them last year too.

They're already pissed off with CT over there.