Renton

So-called hard man. Reminds me of that scene with Vinny Jones in Extras.

Oh ffs. It probably isn't his fault, but this is beyond a joke. Why didn't we sell when we had the chance?

I can prove I was on grassy knoll at the time.................... with Princess Di and the Duke Of Edinburgh 52276[/snapback] Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. FACT! 52279[/snapback] The bugger never paid me my agreed fee and THAT is a fact - bloody interfering Jack Ruby.......... 52284[/snapback] 'Funny' case this Falconio one like. Personally I can see the guy being acquitted. 52288[/snapback] I'd hang him to be on the safe side tbh. And her, just to be sure.

Yet another thread that goes to prove there is no point in asking for practical advice on this forum.

Jimbo is fond of a little stroke. 52248[/snapback]

Transient ischaemic attack.

Definitely 'got a tile off' (i.e. a nutter) as me Mam says. 52238[/snapback] He'll never be happy. After winning the Cl in 1999, he said he hated his team mates celebrating because he was already thinking about the next challenge. Complete tosser tbh.

Wouldn't want him anyway. Miles past his best, and he has a very disruptive temperment. Actually, he is probably a psychopath (not all of these are mass murderers).

Being that well travelled you'd think you'd know the Canary Islands aren't in the Pacific 52203[/snapback] I'm finding it hard to believe that living in Minnesota is preferable to the Algarve tbh.

Beyond a reasonable doubt? Yes. There's too many similarities. He's also gone very quiet since and never defended himself on it, which is most unlike him. 52218[/snapback] It's a shame then, because some of AF's posts were quite amusing. Seriously, I think he might be a bit deranged.

You cooked a salad? 52216[/snapback] Isn't a Glasgow salad chips?

Whole heartedly agree with the twat bit, struggling with the amnesty bit. I think you can just call him AF, by the way. 52212[/snapback] Is it certain they are one and the same? If so, it proves the the bloke either needs help, or he is the twattiest twat there ever was in the whole of Twatsville.

And for posters on this board, it must be indisputable that the award goes to bez. Twats of the past must include Ross Gurko (aka Dubya).

What does the 'B' in RNIB stand for then? 51954[/snapback] Good point. They need to change the abbreviation to RNIVI. After all, we don't have the Spastic soceity any more! 51956[/snapback] Are 'visually impaired' / blind people against the term blind like? I know deaf people generally speaking have no problem with being called deaf (went on a 'Deaf Awareness' Course as the lass I used to work with was deaf). 51962[/snapback] I don't think so. I had a friend who was completely blind who insisted on using the word blind rather than the more PC terminology. And for the record Blunkett is a twat, and that has nothing to do with his eyesight.

What does the 'B' in RNIB stand for then? 51954[/snapback] Good point. They need to change the abbreviation to RNIVI. After all, we don't have the Spastic soceity any more!

Tskkk. Visually impaired please.

Have been thinking for a couple of weeks now that had it not been for Chewsee's billionaire, this season could well have been one of the best for years. 51167[/snapback] Aside from the title, which is already Chelsea's this will possibly be the hardest season ever to predict who will finish where. Though their is still the likelyhood that manu/arse will scrape their way into the top 4 as ususal, but if ever there was a season when they mightn't this is it. The problem that is spoiling it from being a great, open and exciting season is that by and large there is some shite fotball being played, far too many dull, negative teams and tactics. 51170[/snapback] I agree with that last part, however I do find it amazing that people were only weeks ago blaming Chelsea for that. 28 goals scored, the Premiership top scorer in their team, 14 goals seen in their last 3 league games. It's not Chelsea's fault that the Premiership isn't as good anymore. 51176[/snapback] Actually, it is partly their fault. They have bought the best players and caused inflation of transfer fees at a time when they were coming down. 51190[/snapback] Wouldn't you say buying the best players is partly the aim of football? 51213[/snapback] I just don't think it's a coincidence the EPL has turned crap since Abromovic came on the scene, that's all.

I'm with Dr Gloom.

That shouldnt be funny cos she's done nowt wrong at all, but part of me is inclined to agree. 51194[/snapback] I know, I wasn't joking. Imagine if you found out about the Munroe transfer and washing the dog when you were 14!

Ban her for her own sake tbh.

Have been thinking for a couple of weeks now that had it not been for Chewsee's billionaire, this season could well have been one of the best for years. 51167[/snapback] Aside from the title, which is already Chelsea's this will possibly be the hardest season ever to predict who will finish where. Though their is still the likelyhood that manu/arse will scrape their way into the top 4 as ususal, but if ever there was a season when they mightn't this is it. The problem that is spoiling it from being a great, open and exciting season is that by and large there is some shite fotball being played, far too many dull, negative teams and tactics. 51170[/snapback] I agree with that last part, however I do find it amazing that people were only weeks ago blaming Chelsea for that. 28 goals scored, the Premiership top scorer in their team, 14 goals seen in their last 3 league games. It's not Chelsea's fault that the Premiership isn't as good anymore. 51176[/snapback] Actually, it is partly their fault. They have bought the best players and caused inflation of transfer fees at a time when they were coming down.

In all honesty, some of the threads on here are completely inappropriate for a 14 year old girl. Quite worrying really. Is there any way you can age bar people?

Good shout. Smith would be an excellent partner for Owen; suit each other perfectly. 51163[/snapback] How much would he cost? I reckon we are going to be completely skint tbh.

Ex smoker eh? Wondered why you are vitriolic on the subject. You can dispute Forest's figures if you like, the fact is though, they are there and there is nothing to contradict them other than hearsay that "ooooh, the revenue generated is nowhere near what it costs". Which, without figures, is merely "wild speculation". 51153[/snapback] Vitriolic? What are you talking about. You can trust unsourced figures from a pro-smoking lobby if you like, I would prefer sourced figures from an impartial source. But I know they don't add up. £1.5 billion to treat all the cardiovascular diseases and cancers caused by smoking? I don't think so. That's only £25 per capita.

OK, I concede he has quite a selfish attitude, but then again you could say the same thing about half our squad. But its all history now as far as I'm concerned so I will now shut up about it.