Renton

I read in The Sunday Times that Jenas is in 'the form of his life'. Hasn't he had two or three decent games in a row or something? 53301[/snapback] Must be some kind of record for him. 53302[/snapback] Form of his life man 53304[/snapback] Jenas will become a great player under a decent manager. That's a nailed on guarantee. 53326[/snapback] Until he sorts out the fact that he's a twiglet I don't think he'll ever be "great". He also needs to work on the fact that he's currently shit. 53327[/snapback] Except he isn't currently shit. Agree about his physique to an extent, but it's a lot easier to bulk up than lose weight. As Rooney will find out in about two years.

Aye, Bramble's long balls were ridiculous. Alex has an interesting theory about this. 53325[/snapback] What's Alex's theory on Bramble's balls then or have I been whooshed?

I read in The Sunday Times that Jenas is in 'the form of his life'. Hasn't he had two or three decent games in a row or something? 53301[/snapback] Must be some kind of record for him. 53302[/snapback] Form of his life man 53304[/snapback] Jenas will become a great player under a decent manager. That's a nailed on guarantee.

He's an ugly hunch-backed Welsh dwarf though.

There are probably at least 5 billion people in the world I feel more sorry for than Kieron Dyer. I'm sure the 80K a week he fleeces from us will be of some comfort to him. Then, of course, there is the fact that even when he has been fit to play in the past he has refused on the grounds that "it isn't his best position". Being made the captain? The club is not worthy of him apparently. Nobody has a clue what is wrong with him and personally I think it is pointless speculating. But no way am I going to give him any sympathy when there is real suffering in this world 53307[/snapback] Fair enough. I feel sorry for him because I think he'd like to be playing but for some reason or other he can't. The fact that he's earning 80k a week is irrelevant. I feel sorry for Woodgate with his latest setback too, and I imagine he's earning more in a week than I do in a year. Oh and out of interest, there are people in the world that I have more sympathy for than Dyer, you numb-nuts I didn't say he was number one. 53310[/snapback] Numb-nuts! For some reason, I do feel sorry for Woodgate, but not Dyer. I guess I am just sick of my perceived poor attitude he has. And the fact he didn't give me his autograph (). And the fact he drives like a complete dick. Obviously I don't wish the lad any ill, and if he does have something seriously wrong with him, my attitude might soften. Still wish we'd sold him years ago though.

There are probably at least 5 billion people in the world I feel more sorry for than Kieron Dyer. I'm sure the 80K a week he fleeces from us will be of some comfort to him. Then, of course, there is the fact that even when he has been fit to play in the past he has refused on the grounds that "it isn't his best position". Being made the captain? The club is not worthy of him apparently. Nobody has a clue what is wrong with him and personally I think it is pointless speculating. But no way am I going to give him any sympathy when there is real suffering in this world

Strange choice for a medic. Didn't you have enough to do with the three sciences and Maths?

Full article 53101[/snapback] I didn't see FF yesterday either, but I believe they finally put to bed the myth that Blair had said he watched Milburn play in the Galloway end. Which is a shame, really.

Real name: Snot-rag Dangermeister Forum name (Mark Renton): Rusty Velour

I know man, I just didn't bother with the wink. As a matter of fact one of my best friends was routinely beaten by his girl friend until he finally moved out. I can remember no-one thought it was funny at the time. It's a strange thing culture/soceity. There's no reason a man shouldn't use appropriate force to defend themselves, but most wouldn't.

Not with the naked eye they won't. 52858[/snapback] No, and they're probably reading it via space too, as opposed to strapped to a spy satellite. In fact, they're probably getting it beamed to their PDA in a swanky London wine bar, rearranging meetings in Paris, Hong Kong and New York, just for the hell of it, whilst sitting 50 feet from a news stand...fuckers. 52859[/snapback] May as well make it porn then. Reading on their new mobile phone next to their wives who are doing stripteases. Bastards. Oh bollocks. It's late and I need to go home.

Not with the naked eye they won't.

Was George III but was changed to "The Madness of King George" 52842[/snapback] That's a much better title to be fair.

Yes and the Great Wall of China is not visible for space - the Chinese astronauts said so 52845[/snapback] The Byker wall is though. No, I knew the great wall of China visible from space was a myth. It's only about 50 ft wide in places and blends into its surroundings. I had heard the only structure visible was the new Hong Kong airport but I'm not even sure about that.

Hey I'm wearing a FCUK Work T shirt, and I'm at work! Am I uncool?

They must be allergic to them.

Lucky bastard.

Pay more attention, Renton. He's been sniping at my posts for the last couple of days. Think of it like a player getting booked for a foul that's not a yellow, but is an accumulation of others and so deserves a yellow. That's if you understand the concept, like. (Just a joke, there. Or was it a snipe?) Anyway, what's this indirectly threaten with physical violence business. Nobody did that. 52775[/snapback] Alex constantly takes the piss though. Maybe its an acquired sense of humour, but I'm sure he's not malicious. Personally, I thought there was an implicit threat in what you said about meeting up with him given the context. Others can make their own minds up.

What exactly was this abuse? Seriously? I must have missed it, I haven't seen anything that couldn't be described as banter until recently in this thread, when someone has been indirectly threatened with physical violence.

Drum roll......

Ha ha! Very good. I'll be e-mailing that one to certain people.....

I'll go for 2-0 to us. Sorry if I've jinxed us.

Takes one to no one maybe.

I think some of these titles are pretty good really.