Renton

No snow here although we had a fair amount straight from the North Sea on Wednesday. Anyway, the board is fucked again isn't it? I mean, I would like to help but obviously not really my thing. It;s getting almost unusable.

Extra time equaliser for Millwall. Oh dear, still not a bad result, all things considered. Still time for their weekend to be ruined - on Monday.

I thangyu. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it. Nearly time for my post-posting nap and to think about what I'm having for tea. Gawd bless you all.

Is that right? Well, next time I need to push you in a wheel chair at hospital because you've chipped your knobbly knee or your pace maker has decided "fuck that" and rejected itself from you body, be afraid.

I have*. Plus a science degree, masters and a PhD. Ive played my career hand fucking apallingly though. *It's prec;linical medical degree, not a full one, so I have never practised. meeting patients like Gemmill put me right off front facing stuff. Although, ironically, I did do two attachments in orthopaedics and gained just enough knowledge to know what a fucking fracture is.

Mrs. Gemma III "It's alright chicken legs, I've already been on CT's website and got you a new mug. Ta ra".

It is. You need to go to hospital porter school.

Of all the thing to be proud of, not having suffered a fracture (even though you actually have just weeks ago) is one of the weirdest.

Stopped reading here. FFS MF, you know I respect you but to dehumanise builders and trades by referring to them as "rats" is really not on in this day and age. I'd normally complain to a mod and get you suspended, but given you are a mod, this just makes it worse. Just have a word with yourself.

This really sums up politics nowadays. Up is down, down is up, people are as thick as fuck.

"My love" [weak voice, croak] "My sweet, sweet love, promise me one thing?" "Ffs, yes Dave?" [derisive sigh] "Before I pass into the unknown, arghhhh, will you do one thing for me?" "Ffs, what, I've got aerobics in half an hour" " Will you press that button on my phone for me......." Last breath, fades to black.

" Aarrrghhhh! The pain, the fucking pain. Aarrrghhhh! Aarrrghhhh! Must.... Aarrrghhhh!... Must... Just one minute! Aarrrghhhh! Must now get this little funny anecdote posted on Toontastic. Aarrrghhhh!..... "

You could walk into a nursing home and leave with the same idea.

Just turn up pissed, dishevelled, possibly with some excrement involvement, and get lairy about the younger teaching staff or possibly even the older students. Oh wait, that won't work, you live in Ireland. Apologies, just do your time.

You (@The Fish) sound like a male Karen. I think I'll just call you Kevin.

And the hair on their heads, not just the pubes.

I think they're better for this reason actually, especially at secondary school where you have 10 subjects to navigate. You just flip from one to another. 5 minute slots though not 10 minutes, that would be ridiculous. Ours were in person this year though which was like speed dating. * * I wish, especially given how fit some of these teachers were.

There you go @Gemmill, get saving. You may get lucky and get a signed one.

That's exactly what I thought of too. 🎵 "Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit In the Fleet street bar in London Oba, observing the hypocrites, yeah Mingle with the good gammons we meet, yeah Good gammons we have, oh, good gammons we've lost Along the way, yeah In this dystopian future, you can't forget your imperial past So dry your tears, I say, yeah No farmers no food No farmers no food My little gammon, don't shed no tears No farmer no food." 🎶

FFS.

No doubt but Poland are one of the few countries that in recent history have rejected popularism and drifting to a more left leaning society I think. I work with quite a few polish health economists, all of them female, some have kids to juggle which doesn't seem easy for them, admittedly. That said when we had our latest round of redundancies they were hard hit as they had much worse employment rights. But aye, they are going to surpass us on GDP per capita, but personally I think that is because of the EU, while I am in no doubt he was a Brexiter. Even Romania will surpass us in a decade.

Who's this knacker? Whinging about the left being in power (apparently he also regards the tories as being "left"). Poland, whose leader is that we ll known right-winger Donald Tusk. Poland, who have benefitted massively from EU membership as we stagnate. Also the stupid Cunt doesn't know the difference between GDP and GDP per capits. bin under the file "absolute moron".

Ooooohhhhhhh......... Choose life.

You don't need to ask him. He openly admitted in 2021 it was for tax avoidance purposes.