Renton

"My love" [weak voice, croak] "My sweet, sweet love, promise me one thing?" "Ffs, yes Dave?" [derisive sigh] "Before I pass into the unknown, arghhhh, will you do one thing for me?" "Ffs, what, I've got aerobics in half an hour" " Will you press that button on my phone for me......." Last breath, fades to black.

" Aarrrghhhh! The pain, the fucking pain. Aarrrghhhh! Aarrrghhhh! Must.... Aarrrghhhh!... Must... Just one minute! Aarrrghhhh! Must now get this little funny anecdote posted on Toontastic. Aarrrghhhh!..... "

You could walk into a nursing home and leave with the same idea.

Just turn up pissed, dishevelled, possibly with some excrement involvement, and get lairy about the younger teaching staff or possibly even the older students. Oh wait, that won't work, you live in Ireland. Apologies, just do your time.

You (@The Fish) sound like a male Karen. I think I'll just call you Kevin.

And the hair on their heads, not just the pubes.

I think they're better for this reason actually, especially at secondary school where you have 10 subjects to navigate. You just flip from one to another. 5 minute slots though not 10 minutes, that would be ridiculous. Ours were in person this year though which was like speed dating. * * I wish, especially given how fit some of these teachers were.

There you go @Gemmill, get saving. You may get lucky and get a signed one.

That's exactly what I thought of too. 🎵 "Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit In the Fleet street bar in London Oba, observing the hypocrites, yeah Mingle with the good gammons we meet, yeah Good gammons we have, oh, good gammons we've lost Along the way, yeah In this dystopian future, you can't forget your imperial past So dry your tears, I say, yeah No farmers no food No farmers no food My little gammon, don't shed no tears No farmer no food." 🎶

FFS.

No doubt but Poland are one of the few countries that in recent history have rejected popularism and drifting to a more left leaning society I think. I work with quite a few polish health economists, all of them female, some have kids to juggle which doesn't seem easy for them, admittedly. That said when we had our latest round of redundancies they were hard hit as they had much worse employment rights. But aye, they are going to surpass us on GDP per capita, but personally I think that is because of the EU, while I am in no doubt he was a Brexiter. Even Romania will surpass us in a decade.

Who's this knacker? Whinging about the left being in power (apparently he also regards the tories as being "left"). Poland, whose leader is that we ll known right-winger Donald Tusk. Poland, who have benefitted massively from EU membership as we stagnate. Also the stupid Cunt doesn't know the difference between GDP and GDP per capits. bin under the file "absolute moron".

Ooooohhhhhhh......... Choose life.

You don't need to ask him. He openly admitted in 2021 it was for tax avoidance purposes.

NIce gutter drain on the driveway, always fancied one of those.

The more I think about this, I think Trump has done this on purpose. Literally making RFK jnr eat shit in front of him and the cameras, making him his bitch. Apparently RFK jnr - well, self evidently really - injects himself with testosterone. Reminds me of a quote from Begbie in trainspotting to my good self (paraphrasing): "Eh? A fucking junkie worried about what eh pits in his body? Ah fucking burger! Junkie cunt".

Don't know much about this bloke. Appears to be a muslim and an actual medically trained doctor which will surely conflict with RFK jnr? Conventional education, main weird thing I see about him was he promoted the use of hydroxychloroquine during covid, which I'm not sure is because he is nuts or was just an outright grift because he owns stocks in the manufacturing company. Anyway, he looks sane compared to his new boss.

Went to my kids parent teacher night tonight. My vote is for teachers.

Ed Davies joins the silly cunt list. Taxing people on their 3 Million quid plus estates is sooooo cruellll.

Rare bread?

Great to come on here and see some sanity. Not sure Clarkson hasn't had a stroke rather than a heart attack, that was embarassing. Attacking Derbyshire ad hom at the end was the cherry on the cake, he's absolute scum. Their all whinging they don't have big enough profit margins, which is actually probably true for many of them. But then a big reason for that is demonstrably Brexit, and this is going to continue making things worse. Where were these fuckers on the streets protesting when Liz Truss signed away their future with the Australia trade deal? Nowhere. Fuck them. Let them go on strike. We'll simply buy our products from elsewhere, or buy from "scab" farmers. They really are so far up their own arses they think the're heroes for doing their jobs. Tell you what, I wish I was in a position if I didn't like my job I could sell up and receive £3 million. That would set up any normal person for life. I remember once i was in Pooley Bridge in a pub and I couldn't help over hear the contempt a group of young farmers had for tourists and walkers, being seemingly oblivious the very pub would not exist without said tourists. Honestly, can't stand the cunts.

GTA6 is some time next year. I mean its only been a 13 year wait. Does look insanely good though, so have bought a gaming lap top which should run it, probably on low specs. The new PS5 is fucking £700 which is a lot of cash to play a game.

I only know about DUMBO because its satirised in Grand Theft Auto 4 as BOABO. Just started playing this again on my new laptop, its fantastic, difficult to believe the game is 16 years old now.

Either that or he fucks big eared baby elephants, I dunno.

A district of Brooklyn.