Renton

Urghhhh, just listened to the obsequiousness of Starmer there on the newsagents. That's it, I'm done. Trouble is the alternatives are still worse. Existentially worse.

We export mainly luxury cars like Land Rovers, so that seems about right. I assume it's per annum.

It's not all pedophilia. There'll be few of these to get the party going.

I worked* a few days I was owed on my a/l and certainly appreciated the extra cash the next month. * Didn't work.

I reckon it's a huge neddy orgy with nun sluts and buckfast. Explains why they're in there so long.

Was it as good as Mara Largo though?

Catholics are Cannibals.

All religions and cults are batshit. What about King Charles hiding behind a screen during his coronation getting his dose of coronation oil? Imagine believing he is God's representative on Earth man. What's been highlighted here is more to do with media than the religion anyway, the concept of conclave is on the rational side of things, relatively. Catholics believe they drink Jesus's blood and actually eat his flesh on a weekly basis. This isn't a metaphorical to many, it's a literal belief (to my relatives at each). Batshit doesn't cover it

Listen, I didn't see it alright, not really. I just heard that hun cunt McCoist going on about it being the greatest footballing travesty of all time and foolishly gave him the benefit of the doubt, okay?

Yeah, remember thinking that about Villa after their PSG match tbh.

Good on Arsenal saving that tbh.

Extremely dubious penalty against arsenal at PSG. Deja vu, bet the media will make a noise about this mind (despite it probably not affecting the result).

Has their nuclear policy changed?

Fake news, I can assure you I have never wanted to fuck Gemmill at any age.

Burying girls under the patio is one thing, but this is a step too far. You sir are a fucking monster.

Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs?

Lane 7 is more for student age I'd say. Pity the Hard Rock Cafe has shut tbh. Maybe the Fat Hippo if you're after a burger, Pizza Punk for Pizzas obvs, the Botanist for views, or My Delhi for a curry if he likes spicy food.

Genuinely thought you had made a typo. The answer is Hooters.

Odd request. KFC isn't a sports bar. The obvious Sports bar choice would be Shearers I'd think.

This is why I said it's the Chelsea game that's must win. A point yesterday was unexpected from me and most welcome, it wasn't the crucial fixture though. Will be a stressful match.

This actually bothers me nowadays. Spend 2 months shifting 3 Kg of lumber, then wreck it over the course of a week on holiday! I'm on "holiday" in Glasgow today, for family reasons. Just realised it's the old firm game. Fuck sticks, hope these knackers don't stray into the West End.

Blimey, I'm not quite there but you raise one hell of a lot of good points.

If this type of shite is popular enough for Reform to get a national majority then I'm done with this country and anyway the country is done, full stop. Darren Grimes on the radio now, R5, what a little arseclart he is.

And btw, as for Reforms 600 odd seats, you have to take into account where they are, nowhere places and towns full to the brim of disaffected people and pensioners. None of the metropolitan councils voted on Thursday, nor Scotland or London. These places won't return reform. Also, little has been said about turnout or as pointed out, spoilt ballots. BTW, why do people draw penises? What's wrong with a pair of tits and a fanny? Maybe Reform can look into it and make a policy statement.