@yourservice

Here's Perch, we're gonna lose 3-2.

Tremendous.

The Geordie Baggio!

Keystone cops.

Obertan really is thick as fuck.

Looks like it takes 24 hours for the voucher to be valid. Oh well, plenty of time to pick me choons.

Sorted, cheers. http://share.livingsocial.com/deals/221072?rpi=41775450&ref=personalized-link-box-41775450&rui=95846115

Fucking hell, I was just about to click, you twat. edit:

Are these legit?

Chelsea 6-0 Fulham Bolton 4-2 Newcastle Liverpool 2-0 Blackburn Man United 3-1 Wigan Sunderland 1-1 Everton West Brom 1-3 Man City Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa Arsenal 4-0 Wolverhampton Swansea 2-1 QPR Norwich 2-2 Tottenham

I blame the Giraffe measuring chart meself, like.

Merry Christmas everyone. Have a good one.

Show me a link for the polls please Parky. Bit ironic to demonise an entire population for being racist isn't it. You're not exactly whiter than white (ho ho ho) in this regard either. Besides, I work with a scouser who's as fit as fuck. I'm as white as Bruce Forsyth's false teeth in that regard you mug. If you've got something to say, say it, if not shut the fuck up. It was yesterday they've taken it down. It's getting worse. (half way down) JonJuwanson Jon Juwanson @ @StanCollymore do us a favour Stan and go and hang yourself like Gary Speed did please. Ok Negrito https://twitter.com/#!/JonJuwanson Apologies that you have to see that. Shocking. Durham's just read that out over on Talksport.

Everything becomes ok when those soft, calming, godlike scottish tones float through the air. Aaah.

Santa is not real everyone.

Course he does man. He makes out he's impervious to all popular culture/american sports etc. Yet the fucker is never off the internet/twitter/radio

I feel a mugrighting coming on.

Apparently these two know each other and have a bit of a liking for the same lass. The match was abandoned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZKuqh03zCQ http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16296118.stm

Vuckic isn't afraid to have a pop at goal and I can see him scoring more than Cabaye or Tiote, giving a run in the team. It's nee good relying on the Ba for goals, we need a scoring midfielder. NOW.

Big Mike wishes you all a merry christmas and a happy new year.

Bolton, Liverpool and Man U, coming right up.