@yourservice

I might have another go at the old twitter.

"Stringfellows is open"

"He has terrible tusks, and terrible claws And terrible teeth in his terrible jaws He has knobbly knees and turned-out toes And a poisonous wart at the end of his nose His eyes are orange, his tongue is black, He has purple prickles all over his back" Paul Wyn to a T i reckon The Wynalo.

Whats with the shades? Exactly. Would've been more realistic without the shades

Whats with the shades?

Nee commentary on the Peterborough match?

Hoy another on 2-6

Canny goal.

I'm snotting from the snout waiting for this fucker.

He's the man of the match so fuck off

Mention this after his wonder goal and you're a cunt.

They've lost the tapes. The greatest ever goal by man, never to be seen.

I seriously hope we get Stevenage in the next round and rip them apart.

Pardew reckons it's the greatest goal he's ever seen.

Zoom in on the crowd at 0.02 and you can see a portly fellow in a panama hat, covered in pie crumbs and hurling abuse at Jonas. He left this on the seat.

How sweet is that. Get in.

Wuhooo!

Duck Goosling on.