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Man Utd 3 Liverpool 1 Blackburn 1 QPR 2 Bolton 2 Wigan 2 Everton 2 Chelsea 1 Fulham 1 Stoke 1 Sunderland 0 Arsenal 2 Swansea 2 Norwich 1 Spurs 4 Newcastle 1 Wolves 2 West Brom 1 Aston Villa 0 Man City 1

Sir John said that Ashley would be the father of the "Geordie nation" and that Ashley and his descendants should circumcize the male Geordie babies on the eighth day after birth to seal the contract. edit: Shit, wrong book.

The Freddy teddy needs to go in.

Whey aye.

Who's programmed these refs today? they're going fuckin mental with the reds. It's not looking good for Perch tomorrow.

The next chapter being read in a tea room, maybe?

Whats the odds on no snow?. The weather forecasters are shite.

Arsenal 5 Blackburn 0 Norwich 3 Bolton 1 QPR 3 Wolves 0 Stoke 2 Sunderland 1 West Brom 2 Swansea 2 Wigan 1 Everton 2 Man City 4 Fulham 0 Newcastle 0 Aston Villa 0 Chelsea 1 Man Utd 0 Liverpool 3 Tottenham 2

Paul the alcoholic Octopus.

What are you on about? It's only Blackburn. It was also only Brighton in the FA cup. 3-1 fail.

Hold on tight for a fast one.

I never knew Rolf Harris was into Astronomy.

The Human Centipede.

Wouldn't mind a go of this but with one of those camera adaptors so I can take shots.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9049421/Gary-Speeds-wife-tells-inquest-he-texted-her-talking-about-suicide.html

Swansea 0 Chelsea 2 Spurs 3 Wigan 0 Wolves 1 Liverpool 2 Everton 1 Man City 2 Man Utd 4 Stoke 1 Aston Villa 2 QPR 0 Blackburn 3 Newcastle 1 Bolton 1 Arsenal 1 Fulham 2 West Brom 2 Sunderland 1 Norwich 2

I think Pardew's turned him into a static, sideways passer.

Pelaw Rice.

Here's the draw for the next round. Let's see who we could've got.

When Perch gets MOTM you just know it's been a bad day.

They didn't sound too happy at the half-time whistle