@yourservice

Can we play at all?

Roeder's been living on the cup results that's all,if we were not in the eufa cup and got beat off watford,then i'd expect he would have been gone by now.

Just grass the arsehole up and if you get crap then get an injunction,if the worst comes to the worst and he get's his mates then they will know where to ask questions first.Just because of being'well known'doesnt mean nowt,living off a name is easy when you've got other divvys around you,otherwise there is always someone else who has never been heard of that would give them a good kicking.

Holy Shit!

5 in midfield with 1 up front,i'd settle for a draw now.

Ganning

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previousday. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin it between her knees, but still nothing. "The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" .................... "Yep." "None of us could get the jar open!"

Reminds me of a classic 'the likely lads' show

Thats why they are out there doing it all the more,because nobody say's owt

If it meant not playing against us,then yes.

He's gonna keep sitting then

Nearly as laughable as him not even making the bench while a crocked Shola (yes thats Shola "donkey" Ameobi) puts off a hip operation to face Arsenal. Because he's a Geordie and knows what it's like to play for this club

I CAN RAISE THE TI-TOON-IC SAYS GLENN ROEDER GLENN ROEDER last night insisted: Forget Sven - I'm the man to revive Newcastle. Roeder is the bookies' favourite to become the next Premiership manager to lose his job, with former England boss Sven Goran Eriksson and ex-Charlton chief Alan Curbishley among the names mentioned to replace him. But after watching Toon draw 0-0 at Manchester City in the Premiership yesterday, Roeder delivered a message of defiance. "This is one of the biggest and best jobs in football, so I can understand why anyone would want it," he said. "But I am puzzled when I hear all the names that get linked with my job. Why should they be able to come in and make such a difference when they know little, if anything, about the club? "I got the job on merit by achieving terrific results last season, and this season has been mystifying because I haven't changed as a person or in the way I work. "I have put together a management team which I believe is capable of bringing the success Newcastle United craves - and nobody is trying harder than us to bring it. I played for Newcastle, I know this club, and if I am given time then things will drop into place and we will start going places. "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. "This is hurting me, my assistants, and my players as much as it is hurting the fans. "The chairman is hurting, too, because he loves this club - and it is important for the supporters to know that he has given me every assurance that we shall be active during the transfer window. It is a question of the club holding its nerve between now and January

I'LL GO WITH A TROPHY SAYS FREDDIE SHEPHERD BELEAGUERED Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd last night vowed: "I'll go when I've won a trophy!" Shepherd received fierce criticism from Toon fans after last week's defeat by Sheffield United and is facing a takeover battle with the Belgravia Group. But he told People Sport:"We have not won a major domestic trophy since 1955 and it is 37 years since we won our only European honour. If I can end that run, that will be the time for me to walk away. It has proved a more difficult task to win a trophy than I thought it would be when I joined the board 14 years ago. But, yes, I'd retire if we won something. "No-one is indispensable. It is a possibility this season. We are still in three cup competitions. If we win something I'll probably walk away naked! It would mean everything to me as a Geordie. That is all I want to do: win something and then leave with a Cup. "I am satisfied with what I have achieved off the pitch. I have helped create one of the finest stadiums in Europe and a top-class training ground. That is my legacy."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...04/ixfooty.html From last year i think

Of having 6 homegrown players for next season,if this comes into affect,then it's worth going for the likes of nugent etc in the january window.

We could do with him right now tho...

3 minutes of what should have been 90 odd!pathetic

So what do we do,we pile pressure on with only 3 minutes left?why couldnt they do this before

Should have scored , simple as!

Terry's ganning to catch the 2:45,who's on the favorite?

10 minutes for a precious point at man city

Get the trumpets out!

Carr's down thats it,we are doomed i tell yee

This has got 1-0 (91st minute) written all over it