@yourservice

Hence the username

Only if i can piss over your mams wedding dress

You would think it was a classic 4 - 3

The more i look at it,the more shite it gets!

By she's a bonny pig!

Twin Squirrel helicopters not to be trusted

5 inch?

Why is big Sam wearing Roeders tie?

OWEN.....not too bad on his first start after so long but lacked the service he needs. MARTINS.....poorer than usual, thought he'd been taken off at half-time cos he was invisable. SIBIERSKI........usual try hard stuff but no end result. EMRE.......nowhere near as good as he could be. DYER.....DIRE! should have ran Reading ragged with his pace. ZOGGY.......close to being useless when he could have shone. MILNER.....same-O same-O, lots of endeavour but few good balls in. SOLANO....usual stuff, had a decent game. BRAMBLE......usual stuff, say no more. TAYLOR.......fair but not as good as he was last week. CARR....fair but his efforts to get forward often stranded him. HARPER........not the sharpest knife in the drawer last night. AMEOBE.......hip or no hip looks just the same. ROEDER....oh dear me. Get rid!

Shinawatra is Thai for "does good routinely"

wasnt Allardyce interested in Bramble a few months ago? if so he can fuck off,cause he'll keep him here if Roeder gets the boot and he gets installed!

The whole teams fucking shit apart from Given and Owen...and a player like Taylor who needs experience beside him.The rest are not worth a can of piss

Stuart Pearce’s future as Manchester City manager appears increasingly bleak after the club last night gave Thaksin Shinawatra, the former Prime Minister of Thailand, the green light to proceed with his £92.5 million takeover bid. Shinawatra has been granted a period of due diligence, where he will inspect the club’s accounts before making his offer formal, and is now the overwhelming favourite to win the three-way battle for ownership of City. With the club eagerly embracing the proposal he made late on Friday, the 57-year-old, who has built his fortune through the Thai telecommunications industry, is firmly expected to see off rival bids from Ray Ranson, the former City player, and an American consortium. Were Shinawatra’s bid successful, it would have repercussions for Pearce, even if any decision might be left to the existing board. John Wardle, the chairman, and Alistair Mackintosh, the chief executive, have misgivings about the 45-year-old’s prospects of taking the club forward after a disappointing second full season in charge, particularly after disagreements over his decision to coach England Under21 on a part-time basis. Sam Allardyce is likely to be among those interested in the job, despite his reported alliance with the Ranson bid. It remains to be seen what impact a Shinawatra takeover would have on the City boardroom, but Mackintosh is likely to be retained as chief executive. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle1729006.ece

he would 'jump at the chance' of featuring for England this summer, after making his comeback for Newcastle on Monday. The striker came through a full 90 minutes on his first outing since suffering a serious knee injury on England duty at last summer's World Cup. Owen claims he has worked extremely hard on his fitness and after coming through the 1-0 defeat to Reading unscathed, focus has shifted to England's friendly with Brazil on 1st June. "I'm hopefully going to be fine to be playing in the last two games for Newcastle and then it's down to whether Steve McClaren picks me," Owen told Sky Sports News. "And if I'm fit and playing for Newcastle, obviously I'd jump at the chance to play for my country. Its a fantastic honour." The 27-year-old claims he is starting his career again and insists he feels far stronger than before he suffered cruciate knee ligament damage against Sweden. "When you have an injury like this you get to start again, you get a clean sheet of paper," he added. "We've built up everything, I weigh a stone heavier now than when I got injured and none of it is fat I can assure you. "Now you get to start over again. I feel a massive difference from when I last played, I feel as though I can use my body and be strong and win a lot of headers. "I felt a different type of player. I felt really well."

Get rid!

They reckon he's 11" on the soft

From the past i'd say jimmy Page but recent Joe Satriani edit:wheres me poll went? aah bollox

If we lost the last 3 then you would think fat head would get shot! Can't see us winning tonight anyway

Groin strain again 64 minutes!

He's fucking shite anyway! this is what its come to.

More pressure on Roeder now then doesnt matter what the fat one says,with SA sitting waiting and checking out the options at the end of the season, Roeder will be sweating,never liked SA but reckon he'll do a better job than fuckwit

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has continued his war of words with Cristiano Ronaldo by saying he is immature and lacks respect. The Portuguese tactician started the row by complaining that Manchester United had the rub of the green when it came to penalty decisions. Ronaldo, not one to take the criticism, replied in kind by stating Mourinho 'does not know how to admit his own' failures. However, Mourinho has hit back at the skilful winger and believes a lack of education maybe behind his outspoken nature. The Chelsea manager maintains though that he has no quarrel with Sir Alex Ferguson, or Ronaldo. "It's a game where a kid had some statements not very…not showing maturity and respect, maybe difficult childhood, no education, maybe the consequence of that," he said in the Daily Mail. "Sir Alex felt he had to protect this boy. But normal things…I have no problems with him (Ferguson). I have no problem with the boy."

Shankshaw Redemption

Joe Cole on the buses