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Fuck me where did his name come from? thats the first i've heard him mentioned

Just like when Souness took over eh! Mirror image

When was the last time the premiership winners actually won the European cup?

So is he in or what? I hope he unveils someone other and suprises us all

Kaka's on fire anyway,they'll never stamp him out!

Butt will be next

In what way? In when they beat Liverpule 1-0

AC Milan,the Fulham of serie a

The circus surely is in town

Keep it in the family

Shocking appointment when confirmed... Them upstairs will never learn and i'm off to kip

Build up of wax?

Not sure tbh? how does he walk?

I love it when your holy! Meeow!

I love it when your holy!

Bung the doorman a big fat brown envelope and have a months entertainment on Sam. edit : allegedly

receptionist and administration at the Swallow Imperial Hotel in Jesmond. Standard uniform is hold ups and heels

Damn! I never thought of that! we could have had Klinsmann stood on the steps of his home saying WTF??!? With 3000 fans outside demanding why we sold Kieron Dyer?

Yo whats tha problem?

That would be worth him signing full stop.

A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won $5.000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man."Well, I guess i 'm gonna get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He always lies a lot when he is drunk."Then the kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn’t t get far On a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice Said, "Are we over the borders yet?"

There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off." After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started Clapping.

Takeover with new ideas?

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