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Theres a parrot in here So whats up with Martins (As Dyer scores) wow maan

West Ham will be going... can't see them keeping a clean sheet against man utd like

And Jewels next after Sam

Pattison What a fantastic coaching setup we have

Who is that then? Viduka's getting on now aint he? plus he's fat,although that seems to be the trend at SJP these days. If your fat your in!

Here we go again wanting to sign over the hill past it players

It's all happening innit

What guitar did you get? http://www.soundslive.co.uk/product~name~S...HSS~ID~5099.asp He said earlier he was thinking he'd settle for this one. Looks like a good guitar tbh I ended up getting the Pacifica,not the same one on pic but similiar for £150 http://www.soundslive.co.uk/product~name~Y...412~ID~4941.asp

Kruder and Dorfmeister

1) Got meself the geetar & amp today 2) Thought i was Hendrix for half an hour 3) My fingers are bleeding 4) Going out at 6 5) On the bacardi then pizza

I don't see the relevance to this post...? Are you saying like Fred that given time Sam will have us in the top 3? I thought it was a straightforward enough point - you thought Roeder needed time but you want Fat Sam out already? Seems unfair to me. On the basis that Sam is arguably the limit of Fred's ambition....both out yes. The facts speak for themselves, Fred would have had Sam after Robson, having sacked him for not improving on 3rd. We're going nowhere. How do you propose doing that though? I mean - you've got the solution, but how is it achievable? Genuine question. Well, I need Peasepud to register www.fatsamandfatfredout.com, then I need to gather the support of 50,000 Geordies all pulling in the same direction, then I need to get everyone of them to send a from letter to the club. Then maybe make a banner out of my bed sheets. If none of that works, I have a 7.62 rifle with a sniper scope. I'm doing my bit, no season ticket, no shirt. It's up to everyone else to see the light. Freddys got them by the balls,i'd say about 49% of them anyway,the other 51% are down the quayside tonight. If this isn't his last chance i dunno what is??

Great start

Hope i get the date right on these then.. Blackburn striker Benni McCarthy has issued a come-and-get-me plea to Chelsea. (The Sun) Reading midfielder Steve Sidwell is set to sign for Chelsea on Monday after completing a medical. (The Sun) And the Royals have joined Leicester in the chase for Birmingham's Julian Gray. (The Sun) PSV Eindhoven defender Alex is set to join Chelsea, who effectively own him but have loaned him out to the Dutch club, in the summer. (Daily Star) Aston Villa are set to move for Manchester City defender Sylvain Distin. (Daily Star) Bolton will let Nicolas Anelka leave in the summer - but only if they receive a bid of £20m for him. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal want to beat Juventus to the signing of £5m-rated Bordeaux and France midfielder Rio Antonio Mavuba. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool are ready to pay £8m for Brazil Under-21 captain Lucas Leiva, who plays for Gremio. (Daily Mirror) Former Middlesbrough defender Abel Xavier is joining David Beckham at LA Galaxy. (Daily Mirror) Celtic are set to complete the signing of Dungannon Swifts striker Mark McAllister on Saturday. (Daily Record) Hibs want to sign Daryl Duffy from Hull, but face a fight with Swansea for his services. (Daily Record) Meanwhile, Hibs keeper Zibi Malkowski's transfer to First Division champions Gretna appears to have broken down. (Daily Record) Sam Allardyce has been handed the Newcastle manager's job after having talks with Magpies chairman Freddy Shepherd. (The Sun) Meanwhile, Sammy Lee has begged former boss Allardyce to come back to The Reebok on Sunday and support his old club's push for Europe. (The Sun) Iain Dowie is the front-runner to be the new Leicester boss. (The Sun) Manchester City will make a decision on midfielder Joey Barton's future on Tuesday. (The Sun) Aston villa boss Martin O'Neill is ready to hand midfielder Patrik Berger a new contract. (The Sun) Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov says he is staying at the club, despite interest from Manchester United and Chelsea. (The Sun) Stuart Pearce has insisted he will still be manager of Manchester City next season. (Daily Star) Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate is praying striker Mark Viduka will decide to stay at the club. (Daily Star) Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is eager to sign a contract extension. (Daily Mirror) Celtic are set to complete the signing of Dungannon Swifts striker Mark McAllister on Saturday. (Daily Record) Chelsea's Arjen Robben is set to snub interest from Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal with the Blues. (Daily Express) Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has guaranteed that striker Thierry Henry will stay at the club. (Various) Referee Graham Poll wants a career in television after he takes charge of his final top-flight game at Portsmouth on Sunday. (Daily Mirror) Tickets for next Saturday's FA Cup final between Manchester United and Chelsea are beig sold on the black market for £1800 each.

That's Sky sports "On this day" for ya eh you would think they would be up at the crack of dawn like me to update their site

2006: Alan Shearer wore the Newcastle United home shirt for the final time in a testimonial match against Celtic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899

Buy the posty one of these and tell him to give you a shout when it comes

A woman goes into the butchers and asks the butcher "Is that a sheeps head in the window?" The butcher replies "No it's a mirror"

Thats what it needs. Everyone bar Given,Taylor and Owen(?)

Following the shite pathetic and clueless season of Newcastle United and the comical chairman Freddy Shepherd, the club has issued the following response: Anyone who has seen all the games will immediately regard them for exactly what they are. It's nothing more than tongue-in-cheek,piss taking football in the most light-hearted fashion that nobody could take remotely seriously or try to misinterpret. The chairman shows just how approachable he is by having thousands of football fans chanting for his head, and Geordie supporters are world renowned for enjoying a joke and sharing a sense of humour after all.

What i should have said was,there is a time and place to have a bit banter like that,not when you've just had thousands of fans outside the ground chanting that your a fat greedy bastard. I must be wrong tho,cause it seems like most are changing their minds on the bloke because of this. Pathetic..nee wonder others think what they do about NUFC fans

It's starting already

Think i'll settle for this one http://www.soundslive.co.uk/product~name~S...HSS~ID~5099.asp Was talking to a bloke today who wasn't to keen on the pacificas like,said it's all about the amp as far as sound goes.

Kevin Nolans funniest incident of the season. They'll be on sale in the club shop next season Newcastle players currently shitting themselves!