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Does anyone know the hospital and ward that Sir Fred of nation is in? Maybe we should all send in a few get wellget out soon cards.

Your not alone on that score... but it is Big Sam Allardyce and he turns into quality

If these names being mentioned are for 'cover' then great. But if they are mentioned for 1st team places then am afraid his choice in signings are shit,with the money available we should be going for the likes of what Man Utd have just bought and not the Nonda's of this world Then there is Barton,the sad thing is that most on here are happy with this lot being mentioned.

Not making a loss on him anyway, which is something of a novelty for this club. The profit off Parker.. It's all gone on Viduka's wages

Don't think he did if you look at the games he was getting stick in,especially the one against us where he was taunting the crowd,players like that will never change it's in their nature. Another Souness situation with Big Sam in he'll sort this player out and that player out..total bollocks why bring players like that in in the first place?thought we were trying to get away from all the circus carry on? seems not like

So awesome they only play with 6 players next season

Barton next? ffs we're turning into a Boro

How about removable seating?then when Liverpule come everyone can put them back in

"MURPHY vs O'CONNER...." Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a thing of rare beauty it is, but useless in a fight.

Breaking news on Talkshite am afraid

West Ham sign Scott Parker

Liverpool's two most important players, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher, have asked the club's American owners to bring Michael Owen back to Anfield. George Gillett and Tom Hicks are keen but Rafa Benitez, the Liverpool manager, is less enthusiastic and any deal is unlikely. Gerrard, Carragher and Owen trained together at London Colney yesterday as England began preparing for Friday's prestige friendly with Brazil at Wembley and next week's vital Euro 2008 qualifier in Estonia. As is the way with England, there will be plenty of discussion amongst the players of future plans and hopes. Many a move has been mooted in England hotels. The desire of Gerrard and Carragher to restore Owen to the Liverpool fold is hardly a secret. Both have talked openly about their admiration for Owen. All three came through the Academy ranks and remain good mates, despite Owen having left Anfield for Real Madrid and now Newcastle United. This is more than friends wanting to be re-united. Owen is the type of serial finisher Liverpool are crying out for; their lack of a cutting edge was highlighted during last week's European Cup final defeat to AC Milan. After the game, Benitez confirmed that he would be investing heavily in rebuilding the side, but Owen is not high on his shopping list. Benitez is more interested in Valencia's David Villa. Most managers of elite clubs are searching for Didier Drogba clones: strong, muscular forwards who can fill the demanding, multi-faceted role of the lone target-man required by increasingly prevalent 4-5-1 tactics. Owen, small of frame despite his recent time in the gym, is ill-suited to holding the ball up and bringing midfielders in to play. Owen is most dangerous when deployed alongside another striker, and particularly when chasing balls played over the top. A classic 'run-through' striker, Owen is a predator with pace, not an old-style No 9 or new-school Drogba who leads the line. For all the dressing-room lobbying at Anfield, it would be a surprise to see Owen back in the famous red of Liverpool, despite the inviting £9m get-out clause in his Newcastle contract. He has been linked with Manchester United but many people in a sport that hardly prizes loyalty still believe Owen owes Newcastle one season. Badly injured at the last World Cup, Owen has only just resumed wearing the celebrated black-and-white stripes and it would be an insult to the Toon Army, as well as the club's paymasters, if he jumped ship now. With a respected new manager in Sam Allardyce, and potential new owners, Newcastle's future looks promising. Owen should also be aware that a striker who excels in front of the Gallowgate will receive adulation unmatched anywhere in England. (Henry Winter,Telegraph)

TRANSFER RUMOURS Liverpool will make a £10m bid for France and Lyon winger Florent Malouda. (Daily Mirror) Manchester United defender Gabriel Heinze, who is wanted by Real Madrid, Villarreal and Juventus, is so desperate to leave Old Trafford he could invoke the new Fifa ruling and buy out the remainder of his contract. (Daily Mirror) Leeds striker David Healy will join Fulham for £1m. (The Sun) Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov, who has been linked to Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool, will sign a new contract within the next fortnight after team-mate Robbie Keane penned a fresh £10m deal on Monday. (Daily Mirror) Everton are set to make a £3m bid for Sheffield Wednesday defender Frankie Simek. (Daily Mirror) Portsmouth have launched a £10.5m double swoop for Lyon's former Liverpool midfielder Alou Diarra and Rennes striker John Utaka. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool are set to sign Hungarian teenagers Krisztian Nemeth and Andras Simon. (The Sun) Fulham boss Lawrie Sanchez will be given a £10m war chest to sign Leeds' David Healy, QPR's Lee Cook and Aston Villa's Steve Davis. (Daily Mail) Sheffield United midfielder Phil Jagielka is set to tell the club he wants a move to Everton. (Various) Dundee United and St Johnstone could move for Queens Park striker David Weatherston. (Daily Record) Kilmarnock are interested in signing Queens Park goalkeeper David Crawford. (Daily Record) West Ham midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker wants a transfer to either Arsenal or Manchester United. (The Guardian) Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce is on the verge of raiding his old club Bolton to make defender Tal Ben Haim his first signing. (Mirror) Middlesbrough will move for Fulham captain Michael Brown if they fail to land Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton. (Mirror) Birmingham boss Steve Bruce is ready to pay £1.8m for Charlton winger Jerome Thomas. (Mirror) Newcastle, Fulham, Reading and Wigan are fighting it out to sign Liverpool centre-back Sami Hyypia. (Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Former Chelsea manager Ruud Gullit wants to become the new manager of Manchester City. (Daily Mirror) Derby manager Billy Davies could quit the club, despite leading the Rams back to the Premiership after a play-off final victory over West Brom. (Various) Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard has urged the club to re-sign Newcastle striker Michael Owen. (Telegraph) Meanwhile, Liverpool forward Peter Crouch has been told he does have a future at the club. (Telegraph) AND FINALLY Chelsea forward Hernan Crespo, who is on loan at Inter Milan, has predicted that whoever buys West Ham striker Carlos Tevez will win the Premiership next season. (Daily Mirror)

Simulated sex tbh,between the latex camel toe

Waste of energy with this type of mentality,he'll never change and you'll always get bother when he doesnt get his own way. Get rid!

Mcvicar = Legend

When a player like Crouch is playing for Liverpule it goes to show the state that football is in today.

One season boy wonder!

He'll be here in a shot once his house gets screwed.

Aye. There's several blokes do it in the row in front of me, and they always keep stopping to watch. No! If you're going to be a pr!ck and leave before the game is finished - no matter what, then just get the f*ck out. You've decided to leave, so DO NOT f*cking stand still and watch while the bloke in the row behind who stays till the end can't see the F*CKING GAME!!!! I can excuse the very occassional leaving early, under extreme circumstances, the cup replay against Birmingham I left after Birmingham scored their fifth, which was only a minute or two before Full Time anyway. But people do it time after time after time, and I'm sick of getting up and sitting back down again to let people through. I don't mind before the game, or at half time, but you get the same people who come in late all the time once the game's started. 25-30 minutes in, they want to go for a piss, then they come back, then five minutes before half time they want to get to the front of the queue for a pint or pie, and they come back five minutes into the second half, and then 10-15 minutes to go, oh they want to be back through again - stopping on their way of course to watch the game and blocking the view for people behind, and all because they don't want to queue for the bus, Metro or because they want to be served first at the pub. F*ck off man, bunch of f*cking pricks they are, same c*nts every time! erm....... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...st&p=335268 Fans who take too much of an interest in other fans!watch the fucking match ffs :edit:

I'll forget him

Sir John Hall on Friday night stoked up the flames of the bitter Newcastle power struggle by telling former ally Freddy Shepherd he must sell to Mike Ashley. Sir John sold his family's 41.6 per cent shareholding in the club to Ashley on Tuesday for £55million. Shepherd, however, has so far given no indication he is ready to walk away from his 10-year spell as Newcastle chairman, and has warned the billionaire behind Sports Direct that he is ready for a fight. Sir John, 74, and Shepherd, 63, were the two leading figures who took control of Newcastle at the beginning of the Nineties from the McKeag family. Sir John eventually passed on the chairmanship to Shepherd when he retired in 1997, but the two are at loggerheads over the future direction of the club. The Newcastle board on Friday revealed they have requested a meeting "next week" with Ashley and his team "to discuss the offer and his plans for Newcastle in more detail". However, Shepherd has warned Ashley he will not sell his 29.6 per cent holding for the £1 a share offer that has been made - and that Sir John took. Sir John believes it is time for a new regime to be given the opportunity to take a sliding club back up the Premiership. He said: "They've got to go for the rest of the shares. If they get them, I'm sure they will invest. Ashley wants to buy the club. "He's made a takeover bid for the rest of the shares and it's now up to the rest of the directors to decide what to do. "Someone like him would probably want full control to make the investment. I think I've done the best thing by selling but one can never tell. "I'm 74 now and for some time I've felt the family need to take a new direction. It's been known we've wanted to sell our shares and move on to other things. "We probably ran out of ideas a bit. You have to make changes every now and again. There's no room for old men. I've got a lot of experience but it's a young man's game. "We've a had a few people come to us but they weren't the right ones for the club. I feel basically Mike Ashley and his team are the right ones. He will take us to, in my view, a new dimension. "I'm certain he will be good for the club or I wouldn't have sold to him. Even if he is quiet, he knows the passion of the fans. He knows how much it means on Tyneside. "I've talked to him enough to be assured they have the passion for the club as we all have. You can't run a club without being attached to it. He's very much like me in a way. "He's a self-made man, a very, very hard worker, a nice chap. He knows sport. He's 42 and look what he's done. He's got this global business and global interest in sport." Ashley will look to sack Shepherd as chairman if he passes the 50 per cent mark in shares owned in the club. But that will cost a further £922,000. Shepherd has to be paid two years of his salary if he is dismissed. Sir John's son, Douglas, will also pick up more than £800,000. Michael Owen, meanwhile, has still to meet new Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce. The pair have spoken by phone twice and while Allardyce wants Owen to stay at St James' Park, there have still been no assurances about the striker's future. (Daily Mail)