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TRANSFER RUMOURS Former Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri wants to lure midfielder Frank Lampard away from Stamford Bridge to join him at Juventus. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has urged the Blues to sign Lyon winger Florent Malouda before he joins Liverpool. (Various) Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton, who signed for Newcastle on Tuesday night, will bank £12m over five years if he completes his contract at St James' Park. (Daily Mirror) Manchester United striker Alan Smith will not be offered a new contract, which is set to spark a bidding battle between Tottenham, Everton, Middlesbrough and Aston Villa. (The Sun) Middlesbrough are poised for an £8m double swoop for Portsmouth midfielder Sean Davis and Porto defender Jose Bosingwa. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea are chasing Brazilian wonderkid Pato, 17, who plays for Internacional and who has also attracted the interest of Juventus and AC Milan. (Daily Star) Everton are prepared to cash in on striker Andrew Johnson - but only if West Ham pay £20m. (Various) Leicester want to swap Patrick McCarthy, plus cash, for Charlton midfielder Matt Holland. (The Sun) Portsmouth are considering a £3m bid for Wigan striker Henri Camara. (Daily Mirror) Derby are battling Watford for the signature of Norwich striker Robert Earnshaw. (The Sun) West Ham's former Charlton boss Alan Curbishley wants to buy Darren Bent from his old club but the Addicks have told him the striker will cost £18m. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham want to sign Arsenal defender Johan Djourou on a season-long deal. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas has hinted that his team-mates expect Gunners striker Thierry Henry to join Barcelona. (Daily Mirror) Laryea Kingston's agent says a permanent Hearts deal for the midfielder, who has been on loan from Terek Grozny, must be struck by midnight. (Daily Record) Wigan boss Chris Hutchings has pleaded with chairman Dave Whelan not to sell midfielder Lee McCulloch to Rangers. (Daily Record) Ipswich want defender Chris Perry after he was released by West Brom. (The Sun) West Brom striker Diomansy Kamara is a £2m target for Middlesbrough. (Various) Sevilla defender Daniel Alves, whose agent held talks with Chelsea last week, has left the door open for a last-gasp bid from Liverpool - if the "economical factors" are right. (The Sun) Manchester City are interested in Liverpool striker Djibril Cisse, who has been on loan at Marseille. (The Times) AS Roma, Everton and Newcastle are reputedly tracking Boudewijn, who has been released by Liverpool. (The Times) Portsmouth want to sign Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka. (Various) Striker Leon Best is set to join Nottingham Forest after making it clear he wants to leave Southampton. (Daily Star) West Ham face a battle to hang on to Yossi Benayoun after the midfielder turned down a five-year contract worth £50,000 a week. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Liverpool striker Peter Crouch is set to earn an England recall in the Euro 2008 qualifier against Estonia. (Various) Reading are set to open talks with left-back Nicky Shorey about a new contract. (The Sun) Lithuania boss Algimantas Luibanskas has hit out at Hearts striker Andrius Velicka, who was dropped from the squad after his attitude was questioned by the manager but who has since said he will not play for his nation while Luibanskas is in charge. (Daily Record) Former Thailand prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra hopes to conclude his takeover of Manchester City within the next fortnight. (Various) AND FINALLY Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson told Manchester radio station Key 103 that he considered giving up football when his playing days ended to cook in and run a restaurant. (Various)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albin_Ebondo

I watched this and although he's a twat with the whistle,he has got a point on how the game is going.

Medical has been adjourned,they're waiting for the Psychiatry reports to come through

When you look at the quality of goalscorers in the premiership then he'll not look out of place when he finally gets a game.

Ho Ho Ho!

Aye,because there wasnt a queue waiting to sign you,you donkey. fuck off

Their fascination with tickets is a bit over the top like. The scouse animal instinct to hunt in packs outside European venues etc,I've never witnessed a more sly and devious breed of people in my life . Glad they've been labeled that!

And you talk about other covers on here? Thats got to be the worst of what i've seen on here Really, besides the fact that the woman on the left is gorgeous, it evokes conversation/disgust/arousal. Mind you, your contribution to this thread is so stimulating I can see why you don't understand. The Oasis cover has a lot of interest in it if your bothered to look past the name Oasis A picture of Burt bacharach in the bottom left hand corner. Brian Cannon's camera tripod reflected in the glass.. it is easier to see on the vinyl version of the album but it can be seen on the CD. The writing of 'definitely maybe' on the cover is Brian Cannon's. The football player pictures are George Best and Rodney Marsh. The glasses and the carafe in the shot are filled with Ribena and not wine. The mirror to the left above Noel Gallagher doesnt reflect a proper image of what is happening in the room.

And you talk about other covers on here? Thats got to be the worst of what i've seen on here

Joey Barton will seal his £5.5m move to Newcastle as soon as Magpies skipper Scott Parker completes his £8m switch to West Ham. (Various) Barton will speak with Newcastle and West Ham this week after both clubs made £5.5m bids for the fiery star. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle have insisted on a contract clause in Barton's contract to protect the club if he is jailed over the incident with Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo. (The Sun) David Beckham has no intention of trying to escape from his £125m LA Galaxy deal in order to prolong his England career. (Daily Star) West Ham are looking to tempt Everton striker Andy Johnson away from Goodison in an £13m deal plus the promise of £90,000-a-week wages. (Daily Mail) Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka said he would not be able to turn down a potential move to Manchester United. (Various) Manchester United defender Gabriel Heinze is at the centre of a transfer tug-of-war between Real Madrid and Barcelona. (The Sun) Arsenal are close to signing Auxerre right-back Bakari Sagna for £6m. (The Sun) West Brom midfielder Jason Koumas has revealed that Aston Villa have joined the race to sign him. (Daily Mail) Celtic boss Gordon Strachan has been told he will have to pay £9m for Jason Koumas and West Brom team-mate Diomansy Kamara. (Daily Mirror) Sheffield Wednesday are poised to cash in on Chris Brunt by selling him to Wigan for £2m. (Daily Express) Wigan are understood to have agreed a deal to sign Titus Bramble on a free transfer. (The Times) West Ham are looking for a reserve keeper after releasing Roy Carroll. (The Times) Bolton boss Sammy Lee opened talks with Antoine Sibierski in a bid to pinch him from under the noses of Wigan. (Daily Mirror) Coventry boss Iain Dowie is set to snap up left-back Gary Borrowdale from Crystal Palace. (Daily Mirror) Sunderland boss Roy Keane wants to make a £2m bid for West Brom skipper Paul Robinson. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce spent the weekend in Cardiff trying to tie up a deal for Czech Republic centre-half David Rozehnal. (Daily Mirror) Leicester boss Martin Allen has joined the £1m chase for Marek Saganowski. (Daily Mirror) Tottenham are turning to Portugal defender Jose Bosingwa as they prepare for life without Pascal Chimbonda. (The Sun) OTHER GOSSIP If England fail to make it to the finals of Euro 2008 it will cost the Football Association £40m. (The Sun) It gets even worse, with estimates of lost revenue and renegotiating TV deals meaning it could mean missing out on £60m. (Daily Star) The FA has launched an investigation into major security lapses which could have threatened the safety of England players at Wembley. (Daily Star) Micky Adams wants to take over as manager of MK Dons. (Daily Mail, Daily Mirror) Back to top AND FINALLY Keith Hackett, the head of referees, says the outstanding form of Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba is largely because they have stopped diving. (The Guardian) Alcoholic sponsors will be taken off the front of children's replica shirts in a bid to help combat underage drinking. (Daily Star)

Parker has agreed terms so Barton is on his way

Agree,just when you thought we were going to be moving away from the bad boy circus,up pops Barton out of the Toon top hat. Classic

Scott Parker had one good season with Charlton,then he got the move to Chelsea and was found out,so we came in for the headless chicken. Overrated

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TDfvW91mrU http://youtube.com/watch?v=qoCGllcWOzk http://youtube.com/watch?v=LgSh4wg4mhU Looks a solid little player

Reclusive billionaire businessman Mike Ashley could have scored an own goal by trying to take over Newcastle United. The secretive entrepreneur's plan to take control of the Premiership outfit and plough millions into creating a world class squad has been warmly welcomed on Tyneside. But just a few miles down the road on Wearside fans of rivals Sunderland are planning to do all they can to scupper his plans. Some Sunderland supporters are calling on fellow fans to boycott any shop or product which forms part of Mr Ashley's sports empire, including bargain basement store Sports World in the city's The Bridges shopping complex. Bodyguard Ronnie Burgess reckons true Sunderland fans should hit Mr Ashley where it will hurt . . . in his pocket. The 28-year-old lifelong supporter said: "I won't shop in any of his stores again. I don't see how you can call yourself a Sunderland supporter if you give money to the man who is going to own Newcastle United." It won't be the first time that Sunderland fans have made their loyalty to their club known by boycotting a product. During the Kevin Keegan era at St James' Park sales of Sugar Puffs slumped by 20 per cent in the North East after the then Newcastle boss appeared in a TV advert with the Honey Monster. One man who remembers that is 40-year-old father-of-two Les Stanger. The car insurance salesman said: "I haven't had Sugar Puffs for 10 years. "I used to regularly shop in Sports World with my two kids who are both mad about football. "We used to buy all their boots, trainers and gear from there but now I just couldn't bring myself to hand over my money knowing that it will pay the wages of our fiercest rivals." Linda Steel, a 50-year-old housewife from Sunderland, said: "No true Sunderland fan will ever step foot inside one of those stores again. "The moment Mike Ashley became associated with Newcastle United was the moment I could no longer shop in Sports World." But Mr Ashley, who is reported to be worth £1.9bn and owns Sports Direct International, the Sports World retail empire, Lillywhites, outdoor specialist Blacks, and leisurewear brands including Lonsdale, Dunlop, Kangol, Slazenger, Donnay and Karrimor, can take comfort from some Sunderland fans. Security guard Richard Timm, 20, said: "I don't think it will bother too many people. His shops sell cheap sportswear which is ideal for stocking up on before you go on holiday." David Hines, 60, a retired carer, from Sunderland, said: "I don't think the fans have that much rivalry anymore. All big businesses have some sort of connection with other businesses and it's not that uncommon these days. It wouldn't stop me shopping there." Steve Greener, manager of the Sports World store in Sunderland, said he hadn't seen any decline in sales. He explained: "We have had three customers who have made comments but other than that no one has said anything. Mike Ashley is the major shareholder in both companies but they are separate companies. We haven't seen an impact on sales."

And the people who keep bumping the thread back up.. oh

It's alreet like have to remember were I leave me step ladders though I here your the stuuuuuuuuuuuud around here? Press?

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Just like John Barnes lived off his goal v Brazil,Ameobi is living off Cribs

When i was watching Hostel,i was expecting something that i've never seen before in a movie. how wrong was i?