@yourservice

Handy hints programme?

You're a poet and you were unaware of the validity of this claim sorry for using the 'C' word. Just lost my temper that's all Did you find her snogging a black man?

Barton,Scholes,Smith and Butt? Someone would be happy

Still should be for next season

I wonder what Roeder has planned?

Why don't Citeh just fine him £300,000 for what he did?

wtf ??? lol Oh Ragi I could tell ya some tales about me and Goldie, we used to have a riot together. He's reminded me tonight of when I got back to the hotel room the next morning, and knocked him flying when he opened the door as I ran into the loo. He'd asked why id not been to the toilet? and I told him "because Ive slept in a shed, and it didnt come equiped with an en-suite" I have no idea why id not peed in a garden. Im so chuffed we are back in contact, all thanks to Cath's txt Goldie?

Danny "Oddball" Blue takes the first throw. One of the biggest tossers in Eltham Safety is paramount - Lenny is redirected back to crash mat Calculating distance of throw Mr Shepherd has a go!

did someone hijack your account ?? I think so, can't remember anymore. Magma ROCKS! even if it wasnt you its funny as fook

Lets go the full hog and get Bowyer back aswell Bad boys reunited

She only got released so the gates of her love palace could be battered down by a purple battering ram. Expect the same carry on next week

So why has this not been back page news then? The ever so respectable Richard Keys, who presents to the nation our football enjoyment. I've been robbed

American winger DaMarcus Beasley is keen to join Rangers after his loan spell at Manchester City finished (Daily Record). Cardiff and Norwich are both interested in former Rangers player Gavin Rae (Record). Fulham's Franck Queudrue says he will "look at what options come his way" as he does not like new manager Lawrie Sanchez's long-ball approach (Mirror) West Ham and Tottenham are battling over Charlton striker Darren Bent (Mirror). Everton's James Beattie could return to Blackburn with Jason Roberts going in the opposite direction (Mirror). Preston have told any clubs interested in David Nugent that they will have to start the bidding at £7m (Sun). Crystal Palace's Dougie Freedman has rejected a money-spinning move to the Middle East as he wants a new contract at Selhurst Park (Star). Millwall are interested in Darren Currie after he was released by Derby (Star). Former Hearts coach Graham Rix says he would happily return to management in Scotland (Record). Fulham owner Mohammed Fayed is interested in investing in Scottish Second Division side Ross County (Record). England's players are to give up their match fees for future appearances and donate them to a new charity, the Team England Footballers Charity (Mirror). PSV Eindhoven boss Ronald Koeman, who had been linked with the Manchester City vacancy, has been seen in the city (Mirror). Manchester United's Ryan Giggs says the arrival of new signings Nani and Anderson may relegate him to being a squad player next season (Sun). Middlesbrough keeper Mark Schwarzer says it is their own fault that Mark Viduka left to join Newcastle after the club stalled over offering him a new contract (Mirror). A furious Stuart Pearce says he "does not agree in any way, shape or form" with David Bentley's decision to quit the England U21 squad for the European Championships on the grounds of tiredness (Express). Joey Barton's move from Manchester City to Newcastle has been held up by his demand for a £300,000 loyalty payment from City (Independent). Publishers have scrapped plans to release an updated version of Ashley Cole's autobiography because of Chelsea's failure to win the Premiership or Champions League and the fact he has not yet returned to Arsenal as a Chelsea player (Star). David Beckham is being lined up to be the promotional spearhead of England's bid to host the 2018 World Cup (Telegraph). Celtic manager Gordon Strachan has revealed his new passion away from football - visiting zoos. He says Madrid has the world's best (Times).

If that was Big Ron he'd have been up against the wall and shot

Would not be suprised if Roy Keane went in for him

Led Zeppelin - Over the hills and far away

And what was everyone else, yourself included, this past season? Where have you been hiding Pafuckles?aint seen you around much

I've just showered my monitor with bacardi and pepsi

How old is Shepherd again? At the hurry up selling his shares just before this got out eh!the little fat fucker

That was actually done in the toilets in Mood

Goodnight

Lord Stevens?

Thats class tbh Zolzdon?

Liverpool look set to beat Chelsea in the race to land Lyon midfielder Florent Malouda after the French footballer of the year indicated he would move to Anfield in a £10m deal. (Daily Mirror) Tottenham are poised to do battle with Aston Villa for the signature of Ajax midfielder Wesley Sneijder. (The Sun) Liverpool will have to take on AC Milan if they are to land Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o. (The Sun) Billionaire Mike Ashley has moved a step closer to taking over Newcastle because chairman Freddy Shepherd has agreed to sell his shares. (The Sun) Spain coach Luis Aragones, whose side are second in Euro 2008 qualifying Group F, will step down from his role when his contract expires after the finals of the tournament. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea striker Didier Drogba says the Blues will reclaim the Premiership title next season and he will again be the top scorer in the division. (Daily Mirror)

Has he been found yet then? Never heard anything from him about why he done what he did etc?