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You better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list and checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty and nice Santa Claus is coming to town

Could have been worse. Fred could have buried his shares in the capsule under SJP

Die Hard 4 now this. Whats next? Jaws

Does he have his shorts on backwards? He looks a very happy chappy like! Maybe if he opened his mouth instead of sporting the new away kit, we'd know where we stand with the dwarf

Classic

Make me fries

Pearce "Taylors attitude to carrying on was unbelievable"

Superfuzz Bigmuff Wah wahz up?

zzzZZZZ!! Waited fucking ages just for that!

same old! you gotta laugh

BRMC - Berlin

TRANSFER RUMOURS Chelsea and Arsenal are leading the chase to sign Valencia defender Miguel but have been warned he will cost them £13m. (Daily Telegraph) Six Premiership clubs are interested in Feyenoord's Royston Drenthe - with West Ham and Sunderland the leading chasers. (The Independent) Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate is ready to offer Manchester United striker Alan Smith regular first team football. (Daily Star) Charlton striker Darren Bent has told Liverpool and Tottenham he will go to the club that gives him the best chance of being an England regular. (Daily Mirror) West Ham have joined the battle to land Preston striker David Nugent after missing out on Bent. (The Sun) The Hammers have been rebuffed after making an enquiry for Blackburn striker Benni McCarthy. (Daily Mail) Derby boss Billy Davies will make West Ham defender Tyrone Mears his first summer signing this week in a £1m swoop. (The Sun) Pompey boss Harry Redknapp wants to sign Seville striker Fredi Kanoute as top scorer Kanu is talks with Kanu. (The Sun) Chelsea are set to hijack Fulham's move for Ulsan Tigers midfielder Lee Chun-Soo, with both clubs under pressure to sign a Korean because of their sponsorship deals with firms from that nation. (The Sun) Celtic midfielder Thomas Gravesen is poised for a shock £3m switch to Sheffield United. (Various) Midfielder Jose Antonio Reyes, who has been on loan at Real Madrid from Arsenal, has begged the Spanish club to let him stay after he helped them lift the title on Sunday. (Daily Mirror) Wigan are ready to sign Helsingborg defender Andreas Granqvist for £750,000 following a loan spell last season. (The Sun) Wigan are lining up Preston keeper Carlo Nash for a permanent switch to the JJB. (Various) Newcastle are poised to complete a £2m move for Czech defender David Rozehnal from PSG. (Daily Mail) Birmingham have had a £3m bid for striker Marlon Harewood rejected by West Ham. (Various) Blues boss Steve Bruce has been told he will have to pay £4.5m for Harewood. (Daily Express) Liverpool owners George Gillett and Tom Hicks have vowed to give manager Rafael Benitez money to splash out in the transfer market following rumours of unrest at the club. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea flop Khalid Boulahrouz has been lined up for a £4m move to Seville. (Various) Billy Sharp is heading for showdown talks with Scunthorpe that could see him quit the club. (Daily Star) Freddy Eastwood has pleaded with Southend to let him complete a £1.5m move to Wolves. (Daily Star) Reading's Stephen Hunt is demanding a new deal only six months after signing a new two-and-a-half year deal. (Various) Millwall are ready to offer a trial to former jailbird Fiston Manuella, who plays for Chelmsford. (Daily Star) Nottingham Forest want to sign Birmingham midfielder Neil Danns for £500,000. (Daily Star) Middlesbrough are ready to hand a return to England to Ian Harte, who plays in Spain for Levante. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham have dropped their interest in Fulham's Zat Knight to chase Oguchi Onyewu from Standard Liege - and they also want Cardiff winger Joe Ledley. (Daily Mail) Manchester City are ready to steal Bolton teenage star Kyle Bartley from under Arsenal's noses. (Daily Mirror) Charlton plan a surprise £500,000 bid for Birmingham midfielder Stephen Clemence. (The Sun) Mark McGhee is set to make former St Johnstone midfielder Simon Mensing his first signing after taking over as Motherwell boss. (Daily Record) OTHER GOSSIP Former Thai prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra wants former England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson to take over as boss of Manchester City if his takeover is successful. (The Guardian) Barcelona want Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger to become their new boss, with Frank Rijkaard expected to step down after his side were pipped to the Spanish title by Real Madrid. (The Sun) Arsene Wenger's attempts to bring in Reading's Nicky Hammond as director of football failed when Hammond had a last minute change of heart. (Daily Mail) Arsenal chairman Peter Hill Wood has completed a dramatic U-turn by admitting he is willing to work with billionaire Stan Kroenke. (Daily Express) LA Galaxy general manager Alexi Lalas believes midfielder David Beckham, who is leaving Real Madrid to join the Major League Soccer club, will be bigger in the United States than golfer Tiger Woods or former basketball player Michael Jordan. (Daily Mirror) Lalas has described the Premiership as an inferior product whose global success is largely down to American marketing techniques. (The Guardian) Former England striker Les Ferdinand wants Serbia to be kicked out of the Under-21 European Championship for the racist abuse directed at Nedum Onuoha. (Various) American tycoon Daniel Williams is at least three weeks away from making a bid for Blackburn. (The Sun) Newcastle legend Alan Shearer says that Magpies striker Michael Owen will stay at the club. (Various) AND FINALLY David Beckham missed out on lifting La Liga title with his Real Madrid team-mates in favour of flying off on holiday with his family. (Daily Star) England trio John Terry, Gary Neville and Steven Gerrard all interrupted their honeymoons to send a congratulatory text to Beckham for his title win. (The Sun) Derby boss Billy Davies jokingly threatened to chop off Alan Hansen's legs after the BBC pundit tipped his side to get relegated from the Premiership. (Daily Record)

Have been thinking on getting this one meself,all the reviews have been ok and it's canny cheap(for a SLR) in Jessops http://www.jessops.com/Store/s47076/0/Digi...spx?&comp=y http://www.dcresource.com/reviews/nikon/d40-review/

Shakin' Stevens (The Sun)

Shaun Wright-Phillips has been told he can leave Chelsea if an offer of £10m is received for him. West Ham are favourites to snap him up. (The Sun) Charlton striker Darren Bent rejected a £17m move to West Ham because he wants to join Liverpool. (Daily Mirror) Spurs boss Martin Jol is chasing Sweden international winger Christian Wilhelmsson. (The Sun) West Ham could swoop for Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy. (Daily Express) Barcelona's former Chelsea star Eidur Gudjohnsen has set his hopes on a move to Manchester United. (Daily Mail) Yossi Benayoun wants to quit West Ham for Liverpool. (The Guardian) New Sheffield United manager Bryan Robson wants to sign Celtic midfielder Thomas Gravesen. (Daily Record) Dutch striker Robert Fik has rejected the chance to join Aberdeen because he was only offered a one-year deal. (Daily Record). Jose Mourinho says he and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich have made peace. (The Sun) Former Luton manager Mike Newell has launched a claim of unfair dismissal against the club. (Daily Express) Derby manager Billy Davies thinks he will be favourite to be the first Premiership manager to get the sack next season. (The Sun) John Terry, whose Friday marriage was the first of the weekend's WAG weddings, spent £10,000 to have a mirrored dance floor for the bash. (The Sun) David Beckham, who could clinch the Spanish title on Sunday, will appear at best mate Gary Neville's wedding via live video link-up. (The Sun)

what from ? & where to ? Nothing & Gretna

1.Got caught in the rain on a job today,soaked to the bone. 2.Just ordered a pizza 3.Night in resting me soaked bones 4.Going to catch up on Lost series 3 which I've never seen 5.I'm running away tomorrow

looked small on the website

Wheres Martins? :edit:Bloody hell i never knew it was this big :edit:

No point in moaning about it tbh We all pay towards their dodgy dealings,yet the blind faith towards the game continues. If it pisses people off that they are ripping people off,then do something about it. FAA - Fans against agents or sumfink or nufink

Must be hell to be a Chelsea fan like,i mean,tom dick and harry every season,winning a trophy with a side that you'll probably not remember because of all the chopping and changing going on.Spoilt for choice etc.

Wear a pair of 24 hole Dr Martins.

I love these tests,you always find out the greedy bastards! bye bye,have a nice seat.

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