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None smokers can fuck off tbh! I'll blow one in their face especially. Can't stand the smoke?then get out of the kitchen bonnieeee laaaads!

Princess Di, its all been a hoax, or pehaps the Queen and Camilla singing an adapted version of 'i knew him her so well' Just hope it aint The Who! For their sake fingers crossed its the guy in your avatar, but i guess it will be the oldspice girls fooking girl power and that bollocks Hopefully him and The Who would not mingle with the shite on offer on this one.

Princess Di, its all been a hoax, or pehaps the Queen and Camilla singing an adapted version of 'i knew him her so well' Just hope it aint The Who! For their sake

Anyone know who the mystery performance is from?

Scousers nick the drainage for scrap?

I think he needs to, and will, go. But have a look at the squad at the moment - we need to bring more in before any more start to leave. Calm down,he's obviously working on that now

NEWCASTLE's Damien Duff is unlikely to play again this year because of the bone he broke in his foot in the game at Portsmouth at the end of last season. He will miss the rest of the Ireland's European Championship qualifying campaign and the start of Sam Allardyce's Toon revolution because of the injury. "It'll be way off before we will see Damien playing for us," said Allardyce. "We are talking about November at the very earliest, and that's hoping. It is a much more serious injury than say the broken metatarsal that Michael Owen suffered." Duff endured a difficult first season at St James' Park following his £5million move from Chelsea. He struggled for form and managed just one goal in 29 games before suffering the horrendous injury in Newcastle's defeat at Fratton Park, breaking the bone which joins his foot and ankle.(The People)

SAM ALLARDYCE has warned the Toon Army it will take FIVE years to turn around the ailing Geordie giants. He plans to do it by changing the club from top to bottom, and warns: The training ground here had the atmosphere of a squash club - that's one of many things that will change. Newcastle have slipped from Champions League qualifiers to also-rans in just four seasons. But Allardyce says there will be no repeat of the attempted quick-fix solutions that have seen the club blow £250 million in a decade and and end up with nothing but duds and debts. Instead he plans to bring in players hungry for trophies and give his team the best scientific back-up in the Premier League. Allardyce, who will take his players to Austria this week to start that process, told People Sport: "There is no magic wand I can wave. "We have to accept that we are not quite as good as we think we are. I need time and I need patience and I need support from everyone at the club - and I will especially need support from the fans. "The bottom line is that the club has not lived up to its expectations for many years now. The closest to bringing it to the level expected was Bobby Robson. But the club has not got to where people think it should be. "We have to keep it low-key. We can't just go out there and say if we don't finish in the top six it's a miserable season. "It took Sir Alex Ferguson, the best in the world, five years to bring success on a regular basis. "Clubs who keep their managers longest have more success than those that change their managers on a regular basis. I would hope that I would get those five years. If I am here for five years it would mean I have got what I want and the club has got what it wants - that is a successful business on and off the field. Panic buys are the worst thing you can do. "It's not about the money, it's about winning something and I hope most of the players who come here will be like that." Allardyce has already added Mark Viduka, Joey Barton and David Rozenhal to the squad he inherited from predecessor Glenn Roeder. They and their new team-mates are part of a club that is being totally revamped. "We have lost points and millions of pounds because of injuries at this club," added Allardyce. "The training ground was a squash club. It doesn't suit what you need to deliver with a group of highly talented individuals at this level. "We have to make it suit us and we are adjusting it now to accommodate what I need to do to make the players grow. All computers at the training ground now will be scrapped and thrown in the bin and we will bring in a much higher level of technology. "Keeping information about what you do and how you do it through that technology is a massive part of helping players improve their performances and making a team more successful." Allardyce also blasted suggestions Kieron Dyer is being pushed out of the club. He added: "Anyone saying that I want Kieron to leave is talking utter rubbish. "He is one of the successes of last year in that he appears to have overcome his major injury problems. "I have spoken to Kieron. He is such a versatile player that he can get used in a number of positions and that can be difficult for him sometimes. "But I will take the brunt of it if he has to be moved around. We want to grow together." Allardyce knows how desperate Newcastle fans are for a trophy, and he says: " I have won championships and promotion and been successful as a player, but never won the Carling Cup or FA Cup. "As a manager I have grown. Now at St James' Park I can achieve something I have never done before - win a trophy. "But it will take time." (The People)

NEWCASTLE have agreed a £2m deal with Barcelona for Brazilian World Cup winner Edmilson - but a bid to also bring in Eidur Gudjohnsen from the Nou Camp is likely to be put on hold. Toon boss Sam Allardyce flew to Spain yesterday to tie up an agreement with the versatile 30-year-old defender who will sign for the Magpies in the January transfer window. Edmilson will now spend six months recovering his fitness after a knee operation. Advertisement Click here to find out more! But while Allardyce is keen to link up with Gudjohnsen again, he has been told that he must first trim his squad, which includes six strikers.(Sunday Mirror)

FYP

They should have stayed underground with their fan base. I can remember their forum when they wernt in the big time and downloaded the boots etc,couldnt ever get into them. The video for "i bet she looks good" when at the end he says "Don't believe the hype" was tongue in cheek at the time but they should be saying it for real now. Boring same old

You can spot them a mile off good read tho.

Public Image Ltd - Rise Roger Daltrey - Free Me

Explains why we've had all the rain then.

Kula Shaker all the way. Their new album is pretty good like

The neighbours will love you.

Best band out of all the hyped up indie shite in the 90's.Shame nobody managed to listen before the Urban Hymns(commercial)album tho. Probably be sold out withing minutes for the gigs and selling for way over the odds,would love to see them before they split again tho. Hopefully they'll come to the Arena. Best news since Ashley!

Happy Easter

Real Madrid and Barcelona are preparing the ground for bids for Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas. (Daily Mirror) Manchester United will step up their interest in Barcelona striker Eidur Gudjohnsen following Thierry Henry's move to the Nou Camp. (Daily Mirror) The move for Gudjohsen is dependent on the successful sale of Alan Smith, Man Utd having accepted a £6m bid from Middlesbrough. (Daily Mirror) Manchester City will make a £4m bid to snatch Yossi Benayoun from under Liverpool's nose. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool outcast Djibril Cisse has been offered to Atletico Madrid in part exchange for Fernando Torres. (Daily Mirror) West Brom winger Zoltan Gera is back on Gareth Southgate's shopping list at Middlesbrough. (Daily Mirror) Atletico Madrid want to sign Jose Antonio Reyes from Arsenal. (Daily Mirror) Derby are trying to wrap up a £2m deal for West Ham winger Matt Etherington. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham are trying to sign midfielder Olivier Kapo from Juventus on a season-long loan. (Daily Mirror) Preston boss Paul Simpson has swooped for Leeds former captain Kevin Nicholls. (Daily Mirror) Barcelona are closing in on Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger to replace Frank Rijkaard. (Daily Star) Arsenal will offer Arsene Wenger a 50% pay rise in the hope that he signs a new contract in the next week. (The Sun) Fifa and the FA will give Newcastle around £10m in compensation for the injury which sidelined Michael Owen for 10 months. (Daily Mirror) Sven-Goran Eriksson intends to bring in current Sweden assistant manager Roland Andersson as his number two. (Daily Mirror) American tycoon Dan Williams will have talks with Blackburn today about a potential £67m takeover. (Daily Mirror) Thierry Henry becomes the first player since the great Johan Cruyff to wear the number 14 shirt at Barcelona. (Daily Mirror) SUNDERLAND boss Roy Keane has made an approach for Wigan’s £6million-rated England Under-21 left-back Leighton Baines, writes MARTIN BLACKBURN. Baines, 22, has two years left on his current deal at the JJB Stadium. But he is keen to put himself into the England frame after losing out to Reading’s Nicky Shorey in the last squad. fly me to the moon MATT ETHERINGTON is on the brink of a £1.5million move to Derby. PAUL INCE arrived in the Moo Camp as Barcelona new-boy Thierry Henry signed at the Nou Camp, writes BOB HAYES. Milton Keynes, famed for its concrete cows, unveiled the ex-England midfielder as their new boss yesterday. Ince, 39, said it was a tough decision to quit Macclesfield to join fellow League Two side MK Dons. He said: “My heart said stay but my head told me to go. It feels like the decision Thierry Henry had going to Barcelona. “Milton Keynes have more resources and — as I want to make it to the top — I had to go for it.” SUNDERLAND reject Tommy Miller has been offered a shock chance of Champions League football by Steaua Bucharest. Miller, 28, emerged as a surprise target for the Romanians after being released by Black Cats boss Roy Keane. MILAN MANDARIC is ‘lying in wait’ to snap up Marek Saganowski. The Leicester chairman admits he wants to sign the Polish striker who scored 10 goals in 13 games while on loan with Southampton last season. Saganowski, 28, will cost the Foxes £700,000. Mandaric said: “Marek is a player I like. There are a number of interested clubs. I’m lying in wait.” Ex-Chelsea midfielder JODY MORRIS, 29, will train with Charlton in a bid to earn a permanent deal at The Valley. Former Wigan captain ARJAN DE ZEEUW is set to sign for Coventry. Fulham boss LAWRIE SANCHEZ will make Villa defender Aaron Hughes his first signing for £1million. CHARLTON have signed Portuguese defender Jose Semedo, 22, on a free transfer from Sporting Lisbon. HULL striker Nicky Forster, 33, has joined Brighton for £75,000. TORQUAY have raided neighbours Exeter to sign defender Chris Todd, 25, for £15,000 on a three-year deal. TERRY BUTCHER has made Hibernian keeper Simon Brown, 30, his first capture as Brentford boss. CARDIFF have signed striker Steve MacLean, 24, on a free from Sheffield Wednesday. MIDFIELDER Scott Murray, 33, has agreed a new one-year deal with Bristol City. BOURNEMOUTH centre-back Eddie Howe, 29, has retired after failing to overcome a long-term knee injury.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Atletico Madrid have told Liverpool they want Peter Crouch in part exchange for Fernando Torres. (Daily Star) Liverpool are closing in on the club record £25m capture of Torres. (Daily Telegraph) Sven-Goran Eriksson is set to stun Manchester City fans by making West Ham's Marlon Harewood one of his first signings. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal's Freddie Ljungberg is believed to be high on Eriksson's wish list. (The Guardian) Manchester United have accepted a £6m offer from Middlesbrough for their out-of-favour striker Alan Smith. (Daily Mirror) Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp is aiming to make a late bid to bring Smith to the south coast. (The Sun) Sunderland have slapped in a £3m bid for Hearts keeper Craig Gordon. (Daily Mirror, Daily Record) Tottenham's £15m swoop for Darren Bent is being held up because Charlton are holding out for more money. (Daily Mirror) Manchester City have handed a two-year contract to teenage keeper Filip Mentel. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool will only allow Djibril Cisse to leave the club next season if he is offered a permanent deal elsewhere. (Various) Bolton are to step up their bid to bring Cisse to The Reebok. (The Times) Bordeaux slapped a £10m price tag on the head of Rangers target Julien Faubert. (Daily Record) Chelsea's sporting director Frank Arnesen was in the crowd to watch Holland Under-21 star Royston Drenthe at the European Championship. (The Guardian) OTHER GOSSIP American sports tycoon Stan Kroenke has requested a meeting with Arsenal's board to discuss the future of the club. (Daily Telegraph) Former Gunners midfielder Gilles Grimandi is set to become the club's new director of football. (The Guardian) Czech winger Libor Sionko has slammed Rangers boss Walter Smith for only talking to him once since returning to the club. (Daily Record) Arsene Wenger's future at Arsenal was thrown into further doubt when it emerged that key board members are against the plan to bring back Nicolas Anelka. (Daily Express) Sven-Goran Eriksson will decide whether to take over as manager of Manchester City in the next 24 hours. (The Sun) The Premier League has requested more help from the Government to investigate new owners in the wake of Manchester City's likely takeover. (Daily Telegraph) Newcastle's new owner Michael Ashley will accept the resignation of the club's board today but offer a role to chairman Freddy Shepherd. (Various) Paul Ince will leave Macclesfield to take over as MK Dons boss today. (Various) Property tycoon Daniel Williams, who is interested in buying Blackburn, is thought to have the backing of two companies with combined assets of £3.75bn. (The Times) AND FINALLY Wayne Rooney said he was more nervous in Ricky Hatton's dressing room before his fight on Saturday than when he plays for England and Manchester United. (Daily Telegraph) The skipper of Charlton women's side Casey Stoney has blamed Alan Pardew and his flops for the decision to axe their women's set-up. (The Sun) FREDDY SHEPHERD looks set to survive Newcastle’s savage boardroom cull. New Toon owner Michael Ashley will today accept the resignations of all the directors at a meeting. But chairman Shepherd is being offered a role as chief executive after selling his £37.6million stake to Ashley in the £133m club takeover. Shepherd has been involved at St James’ Park for 16 years — and was a very reluctant seller. But sports store tycoon Ashley recognises Shepherd’s experience in running the Geordies and plans to make use of it. (The Sun)

Someone in here lives in cloud fuckin cuckoo land Tremendous,carry on son

I might get that even though I've got a few already. Rope is a one a lot of people forget about. Quality film though. I'd get that myself,but i can't see it on HMV for £25 ??