@yourservice

She's a bit of a pig in knickers if you ask me anyway £100 for an hour with that?

"Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavemaaaaaaaan"

Nah, it's the old fella who used to stand behind the dugout in the Keegan days - can't remember his name or find a photo of him.. Old Stevie Charlton?

How you finding the Nikon?Is it what you expected? After one myself but holding back a bit,as i might splash out a bit more.

Barton has the mouth to be captain

Newcastle made an audacious enquiry about Barcelona superstar Ronaldinho - but were put off by the £58m asking price. (News of the World) David Beckham will not go on loan to an English club during the MLS off-season because he is accompanying his wife on the Spice Girls tour. (Various) Liverpool will not sell Peter Crouch for less than £20m. (News of the World) But that may not put off big-spending Manchester City, whose new manager Sven-Goran Eriksson is keen to land the 6ft 7ins hitman. (Sunday Mirror) Liverpool will continue their shopping spree with the £15m capture of Roma's Alessandro Mancini. (Sunday Mirror) Man Utd are desperate to block Liverpool's move for Gabriel Heninze even though the Reds are willing to pay the £6m asking price. (Sunday Mirror) Turkish club Besiktas have lodged a £3m for West Ham misfit Carlton Cole. (News of the World) Newcastle have opened talks with Fulham over £3m-rated defender Franck Queudrue. (News of the World) Birmingham are keen to sign Tottenham midfielder Hossam Ghaly for £1m. (News of the World) Real Zaragoza are poised to sign Manchester United's Gerard Pique for £4m after his successful loan there last season. (News of the World) Leicester and Watford are battling it out for the £2m signature of Birmingham striker DJ Campbell. (Sunday Mirror) Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill plans to spend £25m on signing Shaun Wright-Phillips, Jermain Defoe and Luke Young this week. (Sunday Mirror) Everton have made a surprise enquiry about Portsmouth's veteran defender Sol Campbell. (People) Blackburn are in talks with Everton over their former striker James Beattie. (People) Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate is preparing a cut-price bid for Tottenham striker Mido. (People) OTHER GOSSIP Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger will head to Barcelona next summer, taking Cesc Fabregas with him. (People) John Terry and Frank Lampard have told manager Jose Mourinho they will not leave Chelsea. (News of the World) Lassana Diarra has rejected Chelsea's offer of a new deal. (Sunday Mirror) AND FINALLY David Moyes is upset with his bosses after they turned down his request for a new Mercedes. The Everton boss argued that Andy van der Meyde has a Ferrari even though he's not a first-team regular but his complaints fell on deaf ears. (People)

I forgot I'm getting on here This new breed has shite taste to say the least like

Oh lord! You either have to be on smack or whatever else to listen to those,if it wasnt for Oasis in the 90's, then I'm sure The Verve would have stormed the Brit pop carry on. Docherty was even a prick when he was a student tossing Macdonalds muncher.

This is no good like. We want a trophy signing,and we want one now!

Fucking shit full stop.

It's the 13th aswell

SAM ALLARDYCE today hopes to persuade Oba Martins to follow Michael Owen’s example by pledging his future to Newcastle. The Nigerian hitman, 22, is a target for Arsenal and has a £13million release clause in his contract. Owen has a similar get-out option but this week announced he was staying at Toon despite speculation over a move. Martins, who hopes for permission to play in a match to honour Nelson Mandela next week, said: “Right now, all I know is what I read in the papers. “I am meeting with the manager when I get back to training. We will see what happens then. “I will rejoin training on Friday and that will give me a chance to speak to the manager.” Toon striker Albert Luque, 29, has given up his honeymoon in a bid to impress the new boss. The Spanish international has endured a nightmare two years since his £9.5m move from Deportivo La Coruna. He has been offered a fresh start and Allardyce said: “He got married at the weekend but has not had a honeymoon. His attitude is exceptional.” (The Sun)

I can remember when Durham first appeared on the scene through Talk Sport,and I'd never heard of him before, thought after a few listens he was a shit presenter.I'd like to know what he done before?because he knows fuck all about football,i bet it took a long time for him to read up the history of it all.

At the end of the day spending 100's on just a new look phone is mental. They all do the same thing

The Who - Baba O'Riley The Verve - Slide Away Rage Against the Machine - Renegades of Funk Pearl Jam - Deep The Seahorses - Love Is The Law The Shining - Quicksilver Stone Roses - Love Spreads Small Faces - All Or Nothing Richard Ashcroft - On A Beach Oasis - Columbia Mansun - Wide Open Space Johnny Marr & the Healers - Bangin' On Led Zeppelin - Over The Hills And Far Away

Just grabbed the Waters torrent off dime .. class

The sound was absolute shite! Too tinny for my liking,if thats gonna be the way new Wembley generates sound around it,then i wouldnt waste me money.

Reports since Monday (June 25), suggest that Led Zeppelin are to reunite for a one-off gig, in tribute to the late Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun. This would be only the third reunion for Led Zepp since founder member John Bonham died in 1980. The previous two reunions were at Live Aid in 1985 and in 1988 for a show celebrating Atlantic Record's 40th anniversary. World Entertainment News Network have reported that Jimmy Page, Robert Plant and John Paul Jones are planning to regroup, with John Bonham's son Jason filling in for his father. Apparently they are waiting for the memorial concert date to be set before making a firm decision. Though WENN also reported that there is talk of a full reunion tour in 2008 if the one-off performance goes well. A source close to the band has said: "Page, Plant and Jones spoke and agreed to do the memorial concert. They are waiting for a definite date. "And no one can quite believe it, but during discussions about the concert they all gave the green light to a tour if it all does well and they don't all fall out." Hope they tour over here then.

If it's going to be your final meal I would push the boat out and go for the crispy aromatic duck I'd go for what they had for the last supper.

WAS £49.99 NOW £24.99 at JD

Happy Birthday

Erasure?

Again I do, you just don't seem to know what I am talking about (no great surprise though perhaps). find me the relevant passage that bans private smoking clubs then

Funny smells, I think. discrimination in the workplace actually Hehe yes, now that every other "argument" has been shot down in flames you seem to have settled on that (except for miners for which "discrimination" is clearly fine you believe ). Via the revolution, the workers should not be stinky!!! Again, nope. Not unless it's simply a group of people in someones house, there could have been an exemption but they rejected it IIRC. what other definition have you got for a smokers club then? You must have lead a sheltered life if you don't know what I'm talking about. A personal private party in ones own home, yes. But that isn't what I'm talking about. Nope even in premises owned by said club. Yes that'd be why your comment after my first comment would be: Dissemble all you like, we both know your crusade ain't about workplace discrimination. christ you don't even know the law that you are arguing about I suggest you go read it, a private smoking club is perfectly legal A classic Vicduka quote style post

Im glad ya like my waffle Never heard it being called that before