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The Shepherd Dyslexicon: Observations on a Geordie Disaster

Turning into the wacky races now McClaren in his mean machine nudges Sergeant Shearer in his army surplus special out of the way, while Houllier blasts through to make it side by side with Sergeant Shearer,shouting "join me as the Gruesome twosome and we can win in the creepy coupe".

From 2004 I've heard that somewhere before

And take Terry Mac with you!

It's this bit that worrys me A rudderless ship in dark waters, on the verge of sinking!

Strange people.

Louis Van Gaal Might aswell get those positive vibes flowing

Keegan on the wind up with Sky cameras in his face, wish he would pack it in!

Just been having a read of 'The Coaching Philosophies of Louis Van Gaal' and he's the man! From the late 90's like,but everything he says on how a squad of players should be managed is spot on. And i can't see he's went backwards in his thinkings.

Could take them swimming in the Tyne before a match wake them up a bit.

Just listening to 5 Live now,David Pleat saying a manager needs 3 years and he wouldn't be suprised if we went for a big named continental manager this time

It won't be long before someone will do the 100 metres in 1 second

I may just be dense - some will say there's no "may" involved - but I really don't see what's so funny about it, other than that some crackpots took many hours to put something completely useless together. p.s. we'll never get any of the names mentioned in the title. This is NUFC not MUFC. We'll be lucky to end up with Hughes. Then they will feel the wraith of the fans again until they do get it right,going round in circles, one day it'll stop and head off in the right direction

Classic film that man

They'll learn by their mistakes I'm sure

I agree on the debt front they have done wonders, who wouldn't? but they've jumped the gun on this one at a critical time of the season, unless they had someone ready with the pen on the line then they should have waited,now it's backfired big style if it goe's wrong in the next appointment then it will never go away.

Spot on tbh, and a few on here say they have not put a foot wrong?

Kellys Heroes

Bollox I'm sick of hearing about it. Whats on the box tonight?

Seems a pretty good shout tbh, knows the game in Spain through his tv work so would know who is promising etc http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Mart%C3%ADnez Although a tad inexeperienced

Lets scrape that English barrel

Roberto Mancini If it's Hughes then nothing will change, so it's defo him!