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Paul Ackford Marcus Armytage Michael Atherton Andrew Baker Patrick Barclay Geoffrey Boycott Simon Briggs Charlie Brooks Mick Cleary Sebastian Coe James Cracknell Gareth A Davies Roddy Forsyth Brendan Gallagher Kevin Garside Lucinda Green Will Greenwood Alan Hansen Simon Hart Mark Hodgkinson Simon Hughes John Inverdale Tim Jeffery Martin Johnson Angus Loughran Lewine Mair Tony McCoy Hotspur (JA McGrath) Brian Moore James Mossop Sue Mott Mark Nicholas Michael Parkinson Robert Philip Derek Pringle Mark Reason Tim Rich Brough Scott Alan Smith Art Spander Clive Tyldesley Clive White Jim White Henry Winter Keith Wood They'll be first against the wall come the revolution [/Wolfie Smith]

I'm hoping now they don't offload the chimp to us

I bet most on here are loving it coming across as choosey

And he's getting laced in the dressing room

Did the tartan army not do it once at Wembley?

Fat pig?

You are, unfortunately. Fuck off if you don't like it. You even have the cheek to start the match day thread and say "usual guff in here". Well 'usually', you wouldn't be here, you'd be licking arse on Newcastle-Online, so why don't you do that, like usual, and fuck off. That's a bit rich considering we all know that you hate the fact that there's no 'report to moderator' button on these boards. Whingy little cunt. Never been on N-O meself like, but this just shows how forums can take over somebodys life comical edit: 3-1 to the Arse

Breaking news! Keegan has just said Shearer won't be assistant manager. So something is on the cards for him then? like kit man?

x1 x1 < +1 Mathstastic! To be fair like, Asprilla's right. x 1 with not increase the number of agreements. 1 x 1 =1 so if 2 people have already agreed the agreement count is 2. With me so far? Therefore: If someone adds x1 to a post indicating their agreement with the aforementioned post, 2 x 1 = 2. So the agreement count does not increase. However: If someone adds +1 to a post indicating their agreement with the aforementioned post, 2+1 = 3 and thus the agreement count has increased. Just thought I'd clear that up

Not another rumour that started in the theatre, please!

It's been a bit quiet today on the rumour mill like was expecting at least 4 or 5 names different to the above?

Shit. Doesn't fit in with the others How so? It is an Ian Fleming Bond title, albeit a short story this time Doesn't sound like a Bond film title simple as, the film might be good but the titles shit

How and where?

I was looking for some fresh PSP wallpapers and came across these beauties for quotes

Can i write the new one?[/M.Samuel]

Shit. Doesn't fit in with the others

Two heads these foreigners like

I wonder if Mr Ashley is frightened to put his trust in a manager spending his money?, because we should have at least 3 in by now

Aye, it's time they moved on from buying injury prone players

i.e., e.g., for instance, coincidentally and purely as an example, eh Leazes? Keegan's master plan is to get Bellamy and Barton to mate (using Terry Mac as the facilitator), thereby producing the world's greatest player ever!™ Bellaton?

Would rather go for Modric first out of that lot