@yourservice

I've told Skirge he has to do it or die. Put a donk on it

Someone is setting up a stream from the NUFC one, and Justin will have it on his tv soon

Manchester United will try to convince Cristiano Ronaldo to stay one more season by promising to then let him go for £65m. (The Sun) But sources close to Ronaldo say he is refusing to return to Manchester United to discuss his future with Sir Alex Ferguson. (The Mirror) Tottenham are ready to smash the British transfer record in a £32m swoop for Valencia's David Villa - and will sell Dimitar Berbatov to Manchester United to fund the move. (The Sun) Liverpool are expected to raise £18m to buy Aston Villa midfielder Gareth Barry by the end of the week. (The Mirror) Sunderland manager Roy Keane is on the verge of completing an £8.5m swoop for Manchester United striker Louis Saha. (Various) Newly-promoted West Brom will try and land midfielder Michael Tonge from Sheffield United with a £2m offer. (The Sun) Everton are sizing up a cut-price £1.5m deal for Newcastle midfielder Alan Smith. (Daily Star) Portsmouth plan to sign Nicky Shorey from Reading and Tottenham's Younes Kaboul. (The Mirror) Tottenham look set to splash more cash as they are on the verge of a shock £9.5m move for Manchester City defender Vedran Corluka. (Various) Hull are set to make a bid for Benfica's Portuguese striker Ariza Makukula. (The Mirror) Everton are ready to agree a compromise deal to ease through Andy Johnson's move to Fulham after the London club refused to meet the £13m asking price. (The Mirror) Aston Villa are targeting Middlesbrough defender Luke Young. (The Guardian) Arsenal are set to increase their interest in Real Madrid midfielder Ruben de la Red. (Telegraph) Ipswich and Hull are both chasing the signature of former Bolton midfielder Ivan Campo. (The Mirror) Tottenham set their sights on Real Zaragoza keeper Cesar Sanchez, who is available for a nominal fee. (Daily Mail) Robinho, the Real Madrid and Brazil forward, says he is mulling over offers from several clubs, including Chelsea. (The Times) Zenit St Petersburg will open talks with Andrei Arshavin's agent to try and resolve the striker's proposed move to Tottenham. (Various) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Eduardo hopes to play for Arsenal before Christmas as he continues his recovery from a horror leg break last February. (The Sun) FA chiefs are set for another showdown with the Premier League over plans for an international round of matches during a winter break starting in January 2011. (The Mirror) West Brom chairman Jeremy Peace has cooled speculation that the club could be sold after revealing he has received no firm offers. (Daily Express) Indian mobile phone company Reliance Communications denied claims that owner Anil Ambani was planning to buy Newcastle. (The Guardian) But experts on the sub-continent say Ambani could make an investment using his personal wealth. (Daily Telegraph) QPR chairman says he will use his links at Real Madrid, AC Milan, Juventus and "other top clubs" to bring the best players to the London club. (Various) The FA will crack down on player misbehaviour launching its campaign of 'Respect' for officials. (The Independent) Back to top AND FINALLY Liverpool fans have been voted the most attractive in football with Portsmouth's blue army taking the dubious honour of worst looking. (The Mirror) Sir Alex Ferguson prevailed in the father-son battle as his Manchester United side beat son Darren's Peterborough team 2-0. (Various) West Ham say they will retire the number six shirt worn by former England captain, the late Bobby Moore. (Daily Express)

I'd love to get into an argument, but you'd win hands down on experience.

I read the piece by McVicar in one of the rags other day, he's changed his tune now George is out. from http://www.johnmcvicar.com/song.htm

Cheers

Shit shite shat n crap

That bloke behind Owen is telling Owen he's come in the wrong...oh wait

Seriously?

Spurs of the north

Once he hears we have Danny Guthrie he'll jump at the chance!

Excellent

Altogether now..... Oh Danny Boy the pipes, the pipes are calling from glen to glen and down the mountain side The summer's gone and all the roses dying 'tis you 'tis you must go and I must bide But come ye back when summer's in the meadow or when the valley's hushed and white with snow 'Tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow Oh Danny Boy, Oh Danny Boy I love you so

Fifth best club fact

F u c k i n g h e l l

Black n' white spiderman masks now on sale at Sports direct!

Newcastle have moved for Zenit St Petersburg's Russia striker Andrei Arshavin, who is available at £11million. (Daily Mirror)

No chance, Ashleys a tight twat!

Bye.

We've got a Spear on the pitch, they think it's all over, it is now....

Spear to prove a point Spear let fly from 30 yards

"Fog on that tab, and don't leave a ducks arse, I want the white not the shite"

Οὕτως γὰρ ἠγάπησεν ὁ Θεὸς τὸν κόσμον, ὥστε τὸν Υἱὸν τὸν μονογενῆ ἔδωκεν, ἵνα πᾶς ὁ πιστεύων εἰς Αὐτὸν μὴ ἀπόληται ἀλλ᾽ ἔχῃ ζωὴν αἰώνιον.