@yourservice

I am going to rob a bank tomorrow, i plan on dressing as a clown, I'll be wearing a thong and nipple tassles. I'll be carrying a goat with a dildo up my arse and a tin of Dulux. When im in the bank I'm gonna get the goat to suck me off and then I'll throw the paint over the walls whilst shouting the words big fat pissflaps. Once i get the cash im gonna take a shit on the floor before escaping in a van shaped like a big pink cock.............. Lets see crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that!!!!!!!

A vicar books into a hotel & says to the hotel clerk I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled. She says No sir, its just regular porn, you sick bastard!

How high can you go? http://www.andkon.com/arcade/puzzle/superstacker/

Wouldn't mind doing that like. I love the smell of burning rubber in the morning.

Absolutely goddamn right!

All the best kidda!

How about a fantastic pair of borstal breakouts £2.99 from the post office.

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? "How the hell are we going to find an egg in all this shit?"

The Raconteurs - Consoler of the Lonely

He must fear for his safety after this then? His idea of fun is a death wish, hope the cunt gets battered to death.

RIP

Fuck sake!! Shit n stuff!! Just been away for the weekend, so I'll get them in.

How Newcastle United'ish

Check the date... I did hence scary, the 'dead' part

Scary http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/37157...s-tragic-truth/

Busy destroying the club

Wenger & Fergie in look good for the occasion shocker. What a load of bollock, false twats don't fool me, they would love it, love it to be under a dwarf.

Russel Brand is a fucking cock who needs to be shot point blank in the mask, or failing that, a double barrel pointing from the ankle upwards

Shi'ites happen

Human cock man.

Is that Grey street?

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