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Michael Jacksons ashes are to be sprinkled over school dinners, that way he can go through kids arses one more time OW!

Michael Jackson + Dead + Shit jokes + I'm still alive and tired = Bed Goodnight and god bless.

Suckers!!!!! Back door.

Confirmed He's brown bread

He doesn't wanna be starting something with the 'old tickers gone' antics mind

fuck moi

It's defo from outer space, the 30,000mph meteorite has an aliens face on it.

How fucked up was it seeing that BNP logo on the ballot form? I hate them so much I put a massive "X" next to them to show my disgust!

David Blaines record of doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has just been broken by Jade Goody!

Thats the best I could do with the background

Well, they've got more chance of playing at Wembley now than they did in cup comps, with the play off final

Duff with tongue in cheek tried his best to look gutted, but it never worked.

Gary Glitter is teaching his son how to wank. The kid says ''this is great fun dad'' Gary replies ''yes it is son, and when you get to thirteen you can get to use your own cock!''

A Sir who sold us down the river

I agree with Frank tbh like

Seen the Google car today, complete with camera on top out here in the sticks