@yourservice
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I just noticed if you write 'Pardew' in your phone with predictive text on, the only word it suggests is 'Raped' which is ironic since it's the one that ended his football punditry career
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I believe Pardew said similar about Ched Evans, iirc.
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Gonna get well and truly raped
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
@yourservice replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Gazza gets eight-week suspended sentence, we get five and a half fucking years -
Jo-eye Barton
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
@yourservice replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tommy Vance? -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
@yourservice replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Howey looking more like Steve Davis by the day -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
@yourservice replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
He would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling fans! oh wait... -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
@yourservice replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Apparently Pardew has been travelling up to Newcastle since 7am according to them -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
@yourservice replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Adrian Durham in full flow on the wind up now -
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When asked who his favourite Qatar player was-Sepp Blatter replied "Eric Clapton"
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What's that yellow crustation around Putin's cock? Sebb fanny blatter
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Man Utd have made a right SpectorCole of themselves tonight!
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Aliens run Apple and UFOs are covered-up by US government!
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I love this time of year! all the snow and coldness, much better than the summer - at least I have an excuse for my 1" nob now!
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Ambulance driver: Mrs Nielsen, I'm afraid we're going to have to take your husband to the morgue. Mrs Nielsen: Why? What is it? Ambulance Driver: It's a place in town where they store dead people, but that's not important right now.
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RIP Classic comedies
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Public Transport Disruption & Road Closures
@yourservice replied to ajax_andy's topic in General Chat
I've seen a couple of buses driving around with the "Out of service" on the front, but not heard owt. -
RIP Bernard Matthews Best Before: 26-11-10
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Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge
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I dont know how you can all make fun of Bernard Matthews. Im still in shock, Its really knocked the stuffing out of me.