JJ

A bloke.

Go to bed Ken.

Fair point. We've already thought about this far too much.

Agreed/

Fair point. Aberdeen lost 2-0 away to Real Sociedad last night. Once they settled into the game after about 20 minutes the Dons were pretty badly overmatched, which was no real surprise.

Better hope for Monkeys Fist's sake it's the size of King Kong's first and not the size of his actual cock, considering a gorilla averages a 2 inch cock...

This one was supposed to have been kept under wraps till around 2038 I think, but because a bunch of files were released in the 90's, it came out. This one isn't really a "conspiracy theory" per se. It's documented fact with both the bare bones of the plot, and those who were involved in the planning, along with the rejection. The Joint Chiefs of Staff were, among others, desperate to go to war with Cuba by any means necessary.

Poor poor stuff. And I apologise as this is gonna be long. I'm always interested in a conspiracy theory. But I would rather people had some form of evidence. Rampant conspiracy theorists ruin it for themselves by believing everything is a conspiracy and will go to any lengths to try and prove it. The problem with unravelling any sort of conspiracy you've got to find a logical reason to prove it might be a conspiracy and work backwards. In this situation, people are looking forward and deciding "this must be a conspiracy" and then working in an attempt to prove it. It's just stupid. It's got especially bad the last few years, with even the Sandy Hook massacre being claimed as a conspiracy literally the day it happened. I'm not for a minute claiming this might be a conspiracy. Reading the thread is laughable the lengths they are going to. In reference to the two passengers who missed the plane "These guys are called Sim and they have Scottish accents, but Sim isn't a Scottish surname!" Fuck nuggets. I went to school with a Scottish family called Sim. Not to mention Alastiar Sim, the Scottish actor, who was born in 1900. They also focus on them being from "Pilton or Pelton" and "can prove they are lying" because the only Pilton in the UK is in Somerset. I was in Pilton on Tuesday. There's a Pilton in Edinburgh. Although watching the video I think it's fairly obvious she says "I was coming from the Hilton in the Hague." All that proves on their end is your ears will believe what you want them to to suit your agenda. With regards to John Alder and Liam Sweeney on the thread, their reasons are just laughable. Asking how Liam can afford to go to all the games working nightshift. I used to go to all the Aberdeen games home and away (and bearing in mind I live closer to St James Park than I do to Pittodrie) working day shift in a supermarket. It's really not that difficult if it's what you want to spend your money on. They also ask "how did the Sunderland fans get the tribute done so quickly?" Like readytogo.net would have advance knowledge of a false flag attack and be able to spring into action. There's also a conspiracy theory going around that MH17 was actually the MH370 plane, and they feel they have "compelling evidence" to prove it. Not only is there no evidence to prove it was the same plane, there is no sensible reason to justify why they would hijack a plane, take it to Diego Garcia, kill the passengers, then fill up the plane with new passengers and have it shot down. If that's the motivation, why not just shoot down the plane anyway? The JFK conpsiracy is something I have always been interested in and have read a lot about. Whether it's actually conspiracy or not (I pretty much 100% believe it was), there's a clear and believable motive behind that. With this, what is the motive? The motive certainly can't be to go to war with Russia, as no-one in the West has wanted to go to war with Russia over the last couple of decades because it would be a fruitless endeavour that would likely end up unsuccessful. I read 5 pages of that thread and didn't see a single suggested theory as to a motivation for this "false flag attack." As I said before, I'll look into anything with a conspiratorial mind. Not because I myself think everything is a conspiracy, but more "is there something more than meets the eye here?" But you've got to also have an open mind and be able to rule things out that are outlandish. The MH17 conpsiracy theories are as outlandish as they get.

Couple of years ago we were out and I can only assume one mate of mine clocked the others champion cock in the bogs. The owner of said monster is one of those guys who has absolutely no clue when it comes to girls. First mate comes out and says "You should see the size of his cock. It's always the fuckers that don't know what to do with it that get the massive ones. My bird would love that."

Nah that's not me. Artmedia result was funny too. Made even better that they won 4-0 in the second leg.

I missed the game. I know the first went wide. No sure about the 2nd. But apparently Forster had a stormer and stopped them from taking a right doing.

Warsaw missed 2 penalties aswell. Hilarity.

Can't believe it's been 5 years (tomorrow). Scary. RIP Sir Bobby.

Legia Warsaw 4-1 Celtic. Terrible result for a team "too big to have to go through 3 qualifying rounds."

Aye, if we're being honest, the best case scenario is Stevie comes out of this absolutely fine and says something fucking mental to the doctor.

At a moment of silence during my quiz tonight, Steven Kukuna Kari of Papau New Guinea did his lift in the clean and jerk. He instantly became a cult hero in the pub. Place went mental when he won. Proper controversial finish too as his winning lift was originally ruled illegal for whatever reason before being reversed. Great fun.

Gymnastics is brilliant at the moment. A Malaysian lass just dismounted from the beam by running, tripping and crashing to Earth. I think every single Scottish lass has fell off the beam too. High entertainment.

RollingStones strikes me as the type who drinks hot dog water as a treat though to be fair.

I predict this tangent is better than anything that's actually happened on Geordie Shore.

Aye I haven't watched nearly as much as i thought I would, which is surprising considering it's the one time Scotland are doing well at outdoor activities. Thought I would be more into it than I am.

A 3 page thread (now 4) that started in 2011. So aye.