JJ

I like some of the similies for it. Such as....... "Fanny like a kangaroo's pouch" "Fanny like a clown's pocket" Scottish classic - fud Lady garden Flange People should never call it a flower either. Any bird would chuck you if you bought them flowers that smelt like that!

I object an'all due to my lack of arcade priviledges.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...rdseen.html#new You decide.

Yes yes and yes My computer died a very harsh and ugly death a while back.

Cheers. Class John boy, and yerself?

Delete those shitty stars around my username? I had to register with a username with 3 charachters or more.

All depends. My football team plays on a Sunday so I don't know if I can stay in town for too long. We'll wait and see.

The man of your dreams. So what have I missed then?

I was trying to be sociable but some bastard moderator wouldn't validate my account. So this is where you lot have been hiding. I knew newcastle-online would crumble without my input but jeez!