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Until they fucking get married

Aye it is spot on, and a sad indication of where this club is going wrong. How do we honestly think we're going to compete at the top level with this current squad? In midfield I'm pretty happy with the personel (sp?) and can't complain about Given when he's fit. But up front and at the back? I think Martins is ok, but struck me as a bit of a panic buy. Much like Sibierski. I'll not even get started with the defence. Fuck knows what the management is thinking by trying to get by with the shower we've got at the back right now.

Aye that's rank. I end up if they run out of paper towels or whatever just having to dry my hands on mu trousers or jumper or whatever. Pain in the arse.

Always wash my hands. It's minging not to.

I know, I was disturbed when I read that bit.

Whey I wash my hands after a visit, and clean up if my aim is shite. Just don't see why some women jump up and down like Yosemite Sam over leaving the darned thing up!

Is that "A1 Pro-Sportsmen Nude" caption on the picture a website you got that from? Me thinks there should be some sort of block on your web settings if that's your cup of tea. Hung like Gemmill tbh.

Eggzakerly! It's not as if I leave it up out of spite. Not as if I curl a brown then put the thing up. I honestly just don't get the big deal tbh.

There's someone called CloudsGirl waiting for her account to be validated. Come on Mods! Surely anyones first post should be about a topic like this. After all, this is the intellectual discussion we all joined this board for in the first place.

I like your thinking. Mind, after the fact that many of the uncivilised of them squat to piss outside after a night out, surely they don't need a seat since they've mastered the praying mantis sty-lee? The mind boggles. Cath is probably working tonight so she'll come in and tell us we're all twats.

Why do they get so fucking riled when you leave the toilet seat up? I was having this discussion with a mate of mine who got a rollicking of his bird for leaving the seat up in HIS house. My ex used to go spare when I didn't put the seat down at their house. The fact she lived with 8 women was not only a bonus but I suppose a reason to do it. But when I had the gaul to tell her to make sure she leaves the seat up when she's been in my house she went radgy. For all those feminist types I was only trying to take the piss but she still went ape. Told my mate same story so he thought it'd be funny to try it with his bird. She's in a raging huff as we speak. Seriously, what's the problem?

Long and prestigious history from the looks of it. It's a merger of some of the clubs in the town to have a proper set up from top to bottom. Peebles Rovers (seniors) , Peebles Sports Club Under 21's, Peebles Thistle (Under13's to 17's) and Tweeddale Juniors (Under 6's to Under 12's) all chucked under the same name and working together. Peebles Rovers had been going for 113 years. They played in the Scottish League back in the day. Drew with Celtic in the Scottish Cup too a good million or so years ago. It's worked out quite nicely so far.

Setanta will be showing Aberdeen at home to Hibs and Aberdeen away to Inverness live. Sounds great. Stupidly both games are on a Monday night. Not bad for me like, but I'll bet the attendances will be shitty. Monday night football? Might work in England, but not in Scotland.

<------- 'mon the Peebles.

Really? I was watching Barca. Anyone have a GIF of Crouch?

To be honest i don think anyone can be arsed to buid a full size Wickerman... Have you not seen the film? Could you personally be arsed to build a wickerman for LM? i reckon i could build the 5th best wickerman in the country

Our telly went on the blink. It'd just die if you walked near it. Kinda like a Portuguese winger. Luckily I had a decent TV in my room so that's been relocated down the stairs.

Can I have Nikos Dabizas please? We need a replacement for Titus.

Needed an avatar. So called on my old friend Jody Jamieson the Canadian horse driving (yes, you read that right ) champion.

Old, but I still like it.

Those folk are fucking barmy.

I'd say Ritchie talks more Shellsuit Bob than Taggart myself.

If we need a new striker in January, look no further than David Kelly.