JJ

Where the hell did you download it from?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/6096072.stm

My opinions exactly.

Stud tbh

I can see both sides of the coin here. Basically sometimes it's frustrating sitting in the ground or watching on TV and the crowd is irritable and it's transferring onto the pitch. You just want them to give it a rest sometimes. HOWEVER I've been there. Many times. Times where it's just so frustrating you can't bite your tongue for 90 minutes. At the end of the day regardless of whether you live miles away or you live round the corner, you pay a lot of money to go and watch a product which isn't performing. It's annoying. It's infuriating. I've found times at the game when we've been shite and I just don't see the point in moaning and griping and groaning and just sit quiet for 90 minutes. Other times I find myself moaning and griping and moaning with the best of them. I'd say anyone who's willing to fork out right now to watch Newcastle United is entitled to say whatever they want and moan about whatever they want. We've seen a once proud team turned into a shambles before our very eyes. It's easy to moan about the crowd from the comfort of an armchair. I challenge anyone who criticises the crowd from the comfort of an armchair to go and watch THAT right now and keep schtum for 90 minutes. Those who were there today would have transmitted nervousness onto the park for one reason and one reason only. They were nervous themselves. Simple, you can't change that. And when we're in a horrific run and looking like throwing away 2 points at our best chance to overturn the slide, then what do we expect? Lay off the crowd. Those going right now have my respect, whether they are moaning or sitting on their hands when we're shite. Fair play to them and they can react to their £500 investment how they like.

Same here. Chances are we'd do it better than the men who are too busy ogling scantily clad women, drinking beer, eating pies and watching football! Oh aye!!! Aye, because I'd much rather be wiring plugs that doing that sort of thing.

I was hoping for a lovely extra hour in bed. My games normally kick off at 2pm on a Sunday. Result! For some unknown reason it's been decided that a 1pm kick off tomorrow would be a good idea. Boo hiss.

I'll second that one. Absolutely brilliant.

Link? No link. Old story. Normally it was Cath who'd have to remind us mongs that the clocks change.

Cath's thread tbh

I'd take Gordon, Pressley, Berra and Hartley I think Pressley would struggle in the Premiership due to a lack of pace. Just my opinion. Plus he can't have too long left. He'd be a short term fix. Although in fairness after tonight, a short term fix isn't a bad idea. I didn't even think of Paul Hartley actually. He might be worth a shout.

If Romanov is true to his word and everyone is for sale I'd take Craig Gordon. Best goalkeeper in Britain. Other than that? Christophe Berra is a prospect but he's a centre half, so we'll show no interest in him.

All the best for the wee one Craig. Hope she's out ASAP.

First batch of pictures. Unfortunately more to come.

ANARCHY!!!!! Hearts are fucked like. Romanov has been taking the piss with what he's doing at Hearts. They're on the brink of falling apart. Hearts were 3rd when Romanov took over. Hardly midtable. And in a way they're still in the shit financially. All it takes is Romanov to pull out and they're gone. He's not wiped out the debt. He's just transferred it to his bank, so he's claiming the interest and not whichever bank was before. Aye Hearts may be above Rangers right now, but Rangers are an absolute joke at the moment. St Mirren nearly overtook Rangers on Sunday. Aye things are good so far, but if Romanov sells Hearts best players, they'll struggle to replace them. Romanov still hasn't paid the fee for Beslija, even though he was signed in January. It's getting to the point that Genk are going to report Hearts for not paying that fee. Romanov is at it.

I've read one or two of the threads in the Gold Forum (the bizarre thread is comedy ) as I was on my posting hiatus when they were being created. Last one in there was 6 months ago though. Surely there's been something in the past 6 months that's worth being preserved! Any nominations for the Gold Forum from the past 6 months?

An England player missing a penalty? That could keep the thread going for ages tbh... but how is that one of your favourite football pictures? Thought you supported England? It's one of my favourite football photos.

Ouch ouch ouch. That was officially the stupidest thing ever. And it hurt like fuck. The worst of it? I'm so bloody hairy that it's only half finished because the pub closed before we could get done. But there should be pictures up, and a mate even took a video on his phone and says he's putting it on YouTube! So aye, I need to get my legs finished. Front is done but the back isn't. I look ridiculous.

Right, I'm off. Someone please say a prayer for me.

Everyone has done it. Said something so mind numbingly stupid that it's foot in mouth time. I think it'll be fun to see who's done the stupidest. The worst that I remember was when my mate John, that some of you had met, had started going out with a new girl. She was called Jenny Wilson. This was about 6 years ago. First another friend of mine came out with a beauty about 3 days before started going out. John fancied the pants off Jenny for ages, and also had an obsession with American singer Mandy Moore. So me John and Iain go into the Co-Op and John spots some magazine with Mandy Moore on the front. Iain says, without knowing of John's hopeful conquest "How can you fancy her?! She's rank as fuck! She looks like Jenny Wilson." And then to Jenny about a month after they started going out I came out with the creme de la creme. I had seen earlier in the day on the local news about some random woman who was in a wheelchair, and had somehow managed to wheel herself off the egde of some small cliff and killed herself. Naturally I found this hilarious, and just so happened to run into Jenny on the high street. I had to share this funny story. She for some reason didn't find it funny. It turned out the woman was her next door neighbour, and had been a close friend of the family for 15 years.

You seem to be enjoying youtself a little too much if the screen is anything to go by.

Well tonight is the night. Apparently it's going to be 'Auction a strip' so people will get to pay to inflit my pain. Scarily, I still don't know what's all getting done. Worst thing is I don't even drink so I canny numb the pain! It's happening tonight sometime after 10.

Happy birthday.