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FREEZING MY NUTS OFF UP HERE. Scotland is absolutely fucking baltic. No snow though.

Quality.

Agreed. I used to think "he may be a twat but I'd love him here", but now I think I'd find it embarrassing to have such a lying, moaning shitbag as a manager. Rather him than Roeder tbh I'd rather have Roeder, Mourinho is a petulant, arrogant, hypocritical little bollocks. There's more to football than winning. Not at this level there isn't. Give me an absolute arsehole in Mourinho who gets results and talks pish than Glenn "Tim, nice but dim" Roeder anyday of the week.

Looks like the shiteness is catching on. I started a game as the Toon. Without a win after my first league games and sitting proudly bottom, a 2-0 lead against Reading at home becomes a 3-2 defeat. I'm pish. Although Newcastle aren't great in the game, I'm taking them to a new level of cack.

That's brilliantly funny.

Oh almost forgot, some tycoon is about to take control of Hibernian and make £32 million available for transfers.

I've started at Aberdeen. My games tend to be low scoring. 1-2, 3-0, 0-1, 0-0, 1-0 and 0-0 in my first 6 games.

I forgot about that.

What division are they in now?

Finally got the back of it finished tonight. Smooth as fuck. We raised £160 for Children in Need though so it was well worth it.

Aberdeen 2-1 Hibernian. Scott Severin scored an absolute peach in the 92nd minute. First half was horrific but second half we played pretty well. Went a goal down after Diamond made a monumental fuck up. My guys got beat 2-1 away to Spartans yesterday. Spartans were very good like. We played well.

I'm looking to revamp my game by setting up a new division (or maybe 2) below the Scottish 3rd Division. It's always annoyed the shit out of me that there is no relegation from the 3rd in Scotland (Walliver might disagree ) and I was wondering how I'd go about setting up something like the Conference North/South in Scotland. Help!

Ian Rush told me............

I said he was technically sound, but would crack under pressure. Which did happen last summer in fairness. I just thought he was becoming an easy out. Good to see him hitting form though.

That would be a major disappointment if that happened and a lot of the Ashes was washed out. How do the Aussies fancy it this time round Sammy? I reckon they must be confident, without underestimating England. I felt England were underestimated last time round. Although in fairness I think most of us were fearing the worst after Lords.

I think he's got potential. He's got the pace, he can reverse it, and he's pretty tall. Weak link for me is Steve "one test in five" Harmison. I dunno like. Harmison needs to be a bit more consistent true, but I've just got a feeling that this is going to be Harmison's time this tour. Someone is going to have to have their moment in Australia a la Michael Vaughan in 2002, and I feel it'll be Harmison. Just a feeling. With Mahmood he can take wickets but I feel he's very erratic. I hope he can do the business though. It'd be great to see.

Agreed. Jones was amazing. I just wish he could get fit. I'm just not a big Sajid Mahmood fan. The only person I can think of though that could replace him is Jones though unfortunately. Look for Mahmood to be the weak link if he plays.

Aye I agree. I'm excited if not overly confident. However I felt that England looked pretty good in the home series against Pakistan. If England can get Flintoff fully fit they have a chance. Without him it'll not happen IMO. Is Simon Jones anywhere near fitness either? I'd love to see him in the attack over Sajid Mahmood.

Good news Craig. Hopefully after this week this'll be the last of the hospital visits for you and your family for a long time.

It's the way I guess. I'll be 3 years off the bevvy next month. Mental. Looking forward to the Ashes though. Cannot wait.

GOLD tbh

Good mate. Yourself? Just kicking around Peebles right now tbh.

Thank you mate. Just having a look around right now. Looks quite decent to be fair.