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Anyone got a radio link?

Piece of shit.

RIP

A couple of years back my ex was wanking me off while I was lying on my back, and due to trajectory and angle, I was literally inches from spunking on my OWN face. The thing was I was too relaxed to move so if it was on course I'd have creamed myself. Would have been slightly embarrassing.

Anyone got a link to listen online?

Have a good one fella!

Someone I saw in the pub today before the game had the old crest on the back of the home shirt in that stupid patch. Looked fucking brilliant.

Were you up among the guys who were singing the H-E-A-R-T-S song at half time? That was certainly bizarre!

Yeah that's what it looked like. Duff was going mental and then the ref just pointed over to the bench instead of sending him off. On came Geremi, who ran like he was about 105.

Just back. First half was absolutely awful. Neither keeper made a save. Second half, cross from the right and Carroll goes up with the keeper who spills it, Carroll slots home. Hard to say for definite if the handball was the right decision or not, but Harper made an excellent save. Second penalty looked a little soft to say the least. Second half performance was ok. Carroll had a good game overall. Barton looked lively enough and missed a really good chance when put through. Kevin Nolan had a shot right at the end brilliantly tipped over the bar. Other than that nothing too exciting.

Looked much better than the custard cream nonsense. Got worn today at Tannadice. Not too bad at all.

Will be missed. RIP Sir Bobby. Will share a funny story though. In the summer of 2004 I was an extra in this daft News of the World advert at the Metro Arena. The first part was us all dressed in different football shirts singing this stupid song with the football pullout. Then second part was Sir Bobby Robson representing an angel and doing his bit on the stage. He appears not long before we're about to finish our bit and he's sitting across from us watching. When we finished we all had to walk past him to go on the stage and everyone is giving him the hellos as they walk past. Now Bobby has the all white emsemble. White shirt. White tie. White jacket. White trousers. White shoes. One kid who couldn't have been older than 14 walks past him and says "Howay Bobby, it's News of the World, not fucking Persil!" Bobby pissed himself laughing. I talked football for him for a few minutes that day and a nicer and more enthusiastic man I have never met. Spoke about football with the enthusiasm you don't expect from a 70 year old. An absolute legend who will be sorely sorely missed.

Just checked. Pay at the gate. £12. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Lates...1738573,00.html See you all there!

Was going to ask the same. I'm in Dundee over the weekend, so will be heading along. Centenary Bar on Clepington Road is normally where we go for Aberdeen games. It's on two levels and the United fans get the bottom while we got the top. Normally quite fun.

Gold.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New...fter_Dodgy_Diet An Australian fitness instructor, who gained more than seven stones in four months as part of an experiment, says he is now hooked on junk food. Paul "PJ" James, 32, a former model, went on his binge-eating escapade so he could understand his fat gym clients better. To gain weight, he ate kebabs and fry-ups, as well as bacon, chips and chocolate milk and went from 12.5 stones in January to his present weight of 20 stones. PJ gave up exercise and now feels physically terrible. "I feel down. I don't feel like doing anything. I used to eat lean meat and veg, now I've got a taste for biscuits and fizzy drinks. It's tough to break the cycle," he admitted. The former underwear model, who has strutted his stuff on the catwalks of Milan and Tokyo, said he had tried to do the experiment as carefully as possible, having regular blood pressure and health checks. Despite the checks there are still potential risks such as liver disease or heart problems, health experts say. But PJ, from Melbourne, is not planning to stay his current size for long. He aims to begin a diet in July and, together with his extra-plump clients, be lean and mean by Christmas.

Bought this on Friday and had a couple of spins against my mate. Quite like it so far, but the mechanic for getting back up after a knockdown is really as shite as most are claiming on here. Total crap. Other than that though the gameplay is really good. Impressed thus far.

I would assume this Wednesday night thing is a NUFC request. Clubs get an option on when their home midweek games should be played if I remember correctly, so the club will likely have asked for Wednesdays rather than Tuesdays.

I'm the same. Was a PES guy for so so long it was ridiculous. Didn't particularly enjoy 2009, and traded it in and got FIFA. Good decision. Much better game IMO.

Will be sad to see him go, but cannot blame him at all. Performed way over his contract, while overpaid tossers pissed around and didn't give a crap. Best of luck to him.

First: (H) Bristol City Boxing Day: (H) Plymouth Last: (A) Crystal Palace

I loved Griffin. Guy was a fucking hatchet man. Wouldn't mind seeing him back.

It's always funny watching English football fans arguing about who the most deluded fans in the Premier League are. None of them can hold a candle to Celtic supporters and how great a club they think they really are. They may get a shitload of fans through the gate, but that doesn't mean anyone outside of Scotland gives a flying fuck about them. To be fair you could say the same about all Scottish clubs Harsh but fair. No-one is interested anymore, and if Setanta do go bust after their recent troubles, then Scottish football is absolutely in the toilet.

I saw it was on, but I don't think I'm in the mood to watch something about the "glory days" after last week. It's been depressing enough without reminding us that we used to be good and fucked up royally.

It's always funny watching English football fans arguing about who the most deluded fans in the Premier League are. None of them can hold a candle to Celtic supporters and how great a club they think they really are. They may get a shitload of fans through the gate, but that doesn't mean anyone outside of Scotland gives a flying fuck about them.