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I always thought Chevrolet and it's logo would look pretty good on a football shirt. I was definitely wrong.

Well in fairness none of the injuries happened due to the challenges Pardew is on about.

As pre-season games go that wasn't bad at all in terms of entertainment. Still got a lot of work to do, but some pleasing signs.

Either that it the Hatem Ben Arfa close season diet.

I like Armstrong, but he looks about. 5 stone. Get him on the steak and milk diet .

Two great saves by Elliot in the past 5 minutes or so. Boy was offside for the 2nd one, but the lino missed it.

Aaron's is certainly exciting. And not in the headless chicken way either.

Colback misses a sitter after great work by Rivière.

1-0. Gouffran. Been coming the last 5-10 minutes to be honest. Keeper made an arse of it though.

Aye too many guys playing out of position and looking awkward doing it. Yanga-Mbiwa doing himself no favours either. All over the place positionally, and his distribution has been awful.

Didn't West Ham lose to Wellington aswell? Got the game on as I can't sleep. Shaky start at the back. Wellington have had a couple of good chances.

He's still there. Hopefully he gets sold before next Thursday though. I'm sure if he does get sold though some other guys will run absolute rings round us!

Aberdeen just knocked FC Groningen out of the Europa League after a 2-1 win at the Euroborg. Naturally ecstatic! Real Sociedad up next. We're gonna get fingered

Looks like it's crashed in Mali, although there's conflicting reports of whereabouts it's been downed. The fuck is going on this year?

Queen looks like she thinks she's at a zoo to be honest.

Can gladly say I've never even seen a minute of it. I remember the adverts when it first started and thought it was a comedy piss take of Jersey Shore. Would have definitely watched if it was. But alas.

And some right bandy legs.

Struggling to get the mental image of trying to take a stand up shit out of my head.

I think it's alright to sit down to shit to be honest

I like baseball and Moneyball is a great read. I'd probably rate it slightly higher than the film. Probably read it about 4 or 5 times over the years. I think it would be interesting for any kind of sports fan even if you're not at all a fan of the game. Did you finish it Gemmill? And if so what do you think? I know you were over there, but I'd still assume you think baseball is wank.

Reckon the water folk just run their hands under the tap then hoy their hands up there. Either that or they flush while they're still sitting. Either way. Creeps.

Shame neither North or South Korea are part of the Commonwealth so we could balls their flags up again.

I'd assume because Celtic Park is bigger, but I did ask the same question.

Yep Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Subo forgetting her lines. Embarrassing. If they're doing stereotypes, where is the smelly junky sleeping under a bench?

I missed that. Outstanding I only saw the first hour or so at work. Heading home now. Most of it was cringeworthy before I left.