wolfy

I didn't claim you believed anything.

Good.

Are we being ripped off good style with energy, as in what we pay? I don't just mean rising inflation gas prices, petrol, oil,electric and so on, I mean being ripped off with a pretence that all of these are expensive to produce and we are supposedly running out of oil and what not. I don't think we are running out of oil as we are told but I do think we are using oil far too fast for it to replenish( and I don't mean over millions of years like the bullshitters like to suggest it takes, as I do not believe oil is fossil fuel anyway. Think about this. We pay about £6 a gallon at the pump for petrol/diesel right? It's drilled and supposedly hard to find and keep up supply and this is why the prices get hiked. The reason it's hiked is because it's linked to most peoples everyday lives, including leisure, so it's something they can continually hike up, using the excuse that it's a fast running out resource. When you think about it...look at the price of one gallon of petrol £6 (estimate) now look how much we pay for the same gallon of beer/lager e.t.c, which can go from £20 a gallon up to about £40 a gallon....why? Do they have to drill for beer? Do they have to build rigs and tow them out to sea?....No they don't, yet they can charge all that for beer. Look at how your electricity bills have been hiked up in the space of just a decade and yet privatisation was supposedly good for giving us a choice of supplier to get a good price for what we pay, yet I believe they are all the same Government run company just given certain names so people cannot complain . I think we have the resources in abundance that replenishes quickly, as in oil and such, all made by mother Earth which is measured in maybe a score of years rather than the millions of years that we have been led to believe. I mean...65 million years ago for dinosaurs lol..I think most of those are made up anyway but that's another story. Does anyone have any thoughts on stuff like this?

It's just a way to describe a hard on but you are right when saying it's a middle aged man, yet the sweaty bit isn't true, although the beer gut is correct. lol

I don't know if this interests anyone or anyone has tried it but I can flick a 10 pence off my bell end(on the fatty like) springing it down and hoying it over my head. I won;t be trying the wet bath towel dropped on me fatty on anymore though, cos I nearly frigging snapped it.

I'm hung like a flea and I admit that...but my wife didn't have to add to my misery. I came home and said , " get upstairs, on that bed naked, I'm a coming for yeah." I goes upstairs and strips off bollock naked and stands in front of her with my hands round the back of my head , saying, " are you ready for studley" and she says... " ermmm, I know they say, it's not how big it is but what you can do with it...and quite frankly, you know what you can fucking do with it." So! boys and girls! does size really matter?

Not always!The ones I call the sheep are the ones that totally refuse to even question something as an alternative to what they were fed. Most people actually do question many things, yet some point blankly refuse to even question even one thing that seems odd about something when it's clear there are anomalies with certain stuff. The Jack the ripper fiasco will probably never be known and yet there is hundreds of different stories about this person and all can't be right , so therefore , someone is questioning it. My stance is that he was made up and a small cull of the ladies in the night was sanctioned to either stop sexual disease getting too rife, or to smarten up the area they were working in...something like that, yet it could be nothing like that in reality, yet we will never know. That's the beauty about questions...they can be asked and pondered but there might not be any definitive answer.

I don't want to be different and I certainly don't think I'm more intelligent than anyone else, I'm just the average Joe with thoughts and questions.I used to believe a lot of stuff that I was told and went along with it, as I said before...but then I opened my mind a bit when things didn't look as cut and dried as they appeared, so I delved in and came up with many questions. I won't be derailing any threads with my stance on stuff, unless it's a topic put up about something I think could have a different outlook to what it appears. Like this thread is about Jack the ripper and my stance is, it's POSSIBLE that he was made up as a scare tactic, that's all I'm saying. It's pointless about going on about derailing threads anyway because 99% of any threads get derailed, no matter what. That's message boards for you. But you are entitled to your opinion.

I don't think everything's a conspiracy, just most of the unsolved stuff or the way out stuff that none of us are permitted to understand. At the very least it should be questioned, even if it's not first and foremost in people's minds. I thought that's what discussion was about. If you don;t question stuff, no matter what it is, then you have to go with the flow, no0 matter what, which in all honesty would just make us all like herded sheep, which most of us are. The point is! We are all conditioned to accept history and up to date explanations for whatever , that, most of us don't go any further than accepting what's been fed to us. I'm different and I question stuff, because I'm a bit bored of being fed bullshit in many avenues of history and up to date media bullshit. That's just the way I am.

I've never mentioned Jack (skippety) the ripper in any other threads, so stop telling lies or I'll be forced to tell on you.

Time for a rap song. I said Jack is back and he's back on track, he's ready for a night stalk with his surgical bag, the women are scared , they hope they won't be snared , by the man called the Ripper who remains undeterred. ( Spins on my hard on with arms and legs outstretched whilst also doing drum things with my lips) Get out of town when the night time nears, just the prossies need be scared and not the little queers...he's a man on a mission and his mission will be done, when he finds another victim, just another drunken bum. (Does a pommel horse thingy on the floor whilst still doing daft drum noises from my lips) If you see this Jack the ripper and you see him do the deed, you will surely know it's him when he cuts the girls in need and makes them bleed, so take heed. ( does a Michael Jackson moonwalk in my plimsoles with added sceech on the floor) Jack is back, Jack is back, so go and put your flask in your haversack...let's hit the streets and hunt him down, like wee willie winkie, in his funky night gown. Wewe catch him, we will lash him, gash him and trash him...we will wooden spoon his little hard on and pummel his small balls and poke him down the Japs eye until the ripper falls. We will sing and then we'll dance and then gather all the crew and tell all the town folk that the rippers got his due. ( Spins on my semi on , then goes slack, finishing my rap spin with just my button nose)

Jack the Ripper was a rapper who had a good rapport with all the criminals until he took the rap for doing a rapid bank raid, where he supposedly wrapped all the notes up and hid them in Rapunzels hair.The report on the rapper, known as the ripper from Rapunzels own mouth stated, Aliens.

That's just my theory. The lasses that were killed apparently were prostitutes and drunks and were probably infecting many blokes with sexual diseases, so they decided to cull a few hoping it would scare the others into staying away. The name Jack the Ripper was made up to make it appear more scary to the ladies of the night. That's just my theory and I do not know if it's the actual case but I'd go more along with this than just a random bloke managing to get away with precision cutting the victims time and time again.

I don't think Jack the Ripper existed in how we are told. Naturally someone has murdered those prostitutes , yet I think it's came from high above to frighten the prostitutes away as they were the scourge of the city. That's my theory anyway.

No , it doesn't make any criticism void but criticise when it due and now is not the time to criticise because it's fickle.

All I've seen from this team is FORWARDS, now if I'm mistaken here, can you tell me where ?

I find it strange how some fans want to pull the club apart based on supposed crap signings or bad tactics , or somehow, players not being up to the task when we finished 5th last season and have only played 3 prem games this season and also are into the group stages of the Europa.

Sometimes gung ho investment is worse than mild investment and you only have to look at Liverpool to see that. We are investing in properly thought out cheaper players but not necessarily inferior quality to what the bigger teams are paying. We have brought in Anita, Amalfitano, Bigirimana and Curtis Good, plus the emergence of players with promising potential like Vuckic, Campbell, Ferguson, Sameobi, Tavernier. We have let go players who rarely got a game and the investment is shrewd although the club did try to add a few extra additions in Debuchy and possibly a CB but we were quoted well over the odds, so the club (wisely in my opinion) backed off from. We cannot compete with the mega money clubs, so if we can't compete financially, we have to compete cleverly. If you look at the worth or our team, you will see that the club has been extremely clever. Those clubs paying £250,000 a week for players, cannot sustain it unless they are constantly winning everything in sight and very few clubs manage to win everything in sight. We are in good shape.

Mike Ashley is the best owner this club has ever had In my honest opinion. I admire the man for a number of reasons. 1. He took over a sinking ship and got stung but he plugged along. 2. He sorted the clubs debt by loaning it the money needed, interest free. 3. He took unbelievable stick over the Keegan saga, yet stuck to his guns amid pure hatred of him by many. 4. His shrewdness in the transfer market along with Llambias of not paying over the odds for players, plus keeping the wage structure manageable. 5. His stubborn stance of sticking to his guns and not being swayed by what the fans want. I know I'll get battered for this but I genuinely think Mike Ashley is the best thing that's happened to this club and is the reason why we are so strong financially and we don't beg or borrow to keep afloat. His appointments of Pardew and Carr, plus the back room staff has propelled this club back into contention as a club to be respected now as opposed to the laughing stock we once were. Mike Ashley is a businessman first and a football fan second...and it's the fact that he doesn't let his heart rule his head that has got us to where we are now, amid a lot of mistakes (rectified) I admit. He learned the hard way, in-fact I'd say he's probably had just about the worst baptism of fire that any owner has ever had and is probably much more experienced for that as he has took just about everything including the kitchen sink thrown at him and rode through it. He made mistakes and many naive errors along the way, we all know that and I think he will hold his hands up to that, yet he's chose a blueprint to work from and it's slowly but surely paying dividends, albeit small in comparison to the bigger clubs, it's still a remarkable change in fortunes for us as fans that we now see the club in a healthy financial position as well as all the ingredients from youth up to the first team are just about in place.

No I don't.

Calm yourself down man, hahahaha. I don't care what people say to me, I'm a big boy. I like this forum, it's easy going and any thing said to me is so mild it's almost pleasant, so I have no qualms about any shite I take. When I put up controversial posts, I expect to get stick and be ribbed e.t.c and I welcome it as it has no effect on myself. Do calm down Fish, there's no need to come over all Mr big and what not as it don't impress a me much do do de do. Canny song that by Shania Twain don;t you think?

Aye but it makes it worse when you're innocently singing the song and the wife shouts, " youuuuuuuuuuuuu what" really loud just to make a right twat out of yeah.

I was just thinking about songs I used to sing the words to only for someone to start pissing themselves laughing at me, telling me I'm singing the wrong words. A few examples. Oliver's army by Elvis costello: I'd sing Oliver Zombie is on his wayyyyy. Elvis Pressleys , return to sender: I'd sing...return December. Neil Diamond, Forever in blue jeans: I'd be singing, Reverend blue jeans. My wife took the piss out of me until she started singing a Gilbert O'sullivan song.......I told you once before and I won't tell you no more, so get down, get down, get down.......well during the song it says..I'm just like a cat on a hot tin roof..... My wife's version was, I'm just like a cat on a horses back. My daughter when she was about 10 sat there singing to Take that...all I do each night is pray....Only her version was...all I do is shine his grate. Howay lads and lasses, don't be bashful, put em up, put em up.

Oh my word, you really know how to hurt someone's feelings don't you.