wolfy

Rotherham.

What football team?

Is it Shrewsbury?

Was it Aguero against us?

Santieto Angradia

Kane

I haven't got an Efan Ekoku clue.

Trainspotting.

Wijnaldum.

Trainspotting.

That's a very good insight into the man. It really instils a lot of hope for the future.

We are only free to think if we have no influence or our heads plugged into the national grid. It's more difficult than it seems. I think.

We are talking about the leggy lad, right? I like Gemmill. He's sound as a pound.

Bloody rent-a-crowd.

Is Gemmill superman?

When you first hoyed in Olver Hardy, I thought, " ehhh, how did he manage to get so close to that first go." And then I saw that you'd put down Imran Varadis. Hell of an attempt though. Yeah Alan Gowling and Stan Laurel's son, stan. Who would of thunk that?

Stan Laurel.

Anyway, the striker was Alan Gowling for those who are bothered about anything I say.

Frigging hell I didn't even think he knew me. I feel a bit crap now for having a pop at him. He's right about me being so unfunny mind. I'm not funny, ever. I wasn't brought up to be funny or even know what funny is, so I just pretend people are funny as I pretend that I can be funny. Life can be funny like that.

I prefer not to talk about him if you don't mind. He left us for Real Madrid but only did so because he followed his mate, Gavin Harris. I was gutted when he left because he scored some good goals for us and ended up going with that actress from Brookside close who happened to sink so low in her acting career that she ended up taking a job as a nurse at Newcastle General Hospital. This is the lad you're on about, right? Anyway if it is, then it's a great answer but it's just not right and I didn't even think his dad was even that funny.

It's a good answer and funny, but it's not right. Have another go.

Tell me about it. Intrigue me.

Tis a good answer but tits not trite.

Name an ex-Newcastle striker who's father was a very well-known old time comedy actor?

Fence? Or just arsing around?