wolfy

Obviously it must be as you seem to have it on your mind. So now you have mentioned it, what is it that you wallop down your neck?

I think you've misunderstood me. I'm not saying that the cough medicine is given out at free will by the NHS...what I'm saying is, it's as though we are conditioned to just go out and buy it when we have a cough, plus a lot of stuff given to patients in hospitals or at doctors is basically guinea pig like remedies.

If you can't be bothered to eat, get a juicer and hoy a bit of fruit in it and drink that down, just make sure you add a banana and it perks you right up. I normally put a small banana, an orange, some grapes and add a quarter pint of semi skimmed milk in when I can't eat breakfast. It's easy to just wallop down your neck and makes you feel good.

Aye, I'd go along with that. It seems that even though medicine has advanced, many people are still being made Guinea pigs yet it's a case of, have the side effects or suffer on your own.I just think we are made to rely on medicine in some shape or form even if it's cough syrup.

I don't smoke it but I have no objections to anyone that does for pleasure or medicinal purposes.

Well I think the force of the shove should be taken into account when analysing stuff like this. I mean if he'd pushed the assistant over, I could understand it being frowned upon with a bigger ban, I'm just saying, a ban is far enough but only a game ban, it doesn't warrant anything bigger I don't think.

When you think of all the drugs on the market today that proclaim to help you, how many of them actually do help you and how many cause more problems than they cure. Obviously there's a lot of drugs out there that are beneficial to a person for major things like kidney, heart and other major problems like that. The thing I'm intrigued with though, is how strong is our own mind in curing many ailments, yet we maybe aren't using it to any real full effect. The reason why I say this, is down to a person I knew who had been diagnosed with an illness, the C word and was told that at best she would have 6 to 12 months but they could maybe lengthen her life by chemo. She refused because she said, if it was gonna happen it will happen. More or less having an attitude of, I will just do what I do and fight it myself. Now I'm being serious when I say this! she lasted quite normally, going about her business for over 6 years and only then the C seemed to win, yet I wondered if her mind was that strong that her body fought it but maybe (like a war) the fight went on too long and her mind succumbed to it. In contrast to that, I knew another woman who was diagnosed with © and she went to pot and she basically withered away within 6 weeks, it was unreal. Of course I understand there's more aggressive forms and what not but I just think that if we knew how to tap into our brains fully, I think we could cure a lot of what takes us down. What do you all think?

Jesus Christ, if you find him, I want to be there because I have a feeling that he might be swayed by the Everest trip, compared to what you want to do to him. hahahaha.

I'm laughing like baco foil head over this.

I accept he got physical but it was only a small push and in the heat of the moment where his adrenalin will have added a bit more to the push than was expected . If something big gets made of this, then managers will become supporters on match days as there won't be any on the touchline.

I know how I would deal with that bastard on the bike although I'd be happy for anyone to tell me if I'm maybe over-reacting. I would find out who it was and say to him, " you have been caught on Wolfy cctv stealing and riding away on your bike, so you have to be punished. I would then handcuff him to his bike and leg cuff him to the frame whilst he's sitting on it. Then I would make him carry the reed screen rolled up under his arm and take him on a plane to an airport near mount everest. I would then put him and his bike on a helicopter and drop him off at the top of everest, then push him off, telling him that if he survives, no more will be said about it. Then I would fly the helicopter to the bottom of everest and wait for him to land, then take the reed screen from his lifeless body and return it to it's rightful place. Do you think I'm being slightly over the top here?

To be honest, Pardew deserves a one game ban but that's it. He made a mistake in the heat of the moment and apologised for it and accepted (without protest) being sent to the stands. Obviously it's horses for courses as to the severity of any ban is dished out but Pardew's has to be at the low end of the scale. Too much gets made out of things like this when common sense has to prevail, with those at the top realising that rationality does tend to take a dip when the pressure of a game and the points at stake are on the agenda and also, they should look at the mistake that created the reaction. As far as I'm concerned, there's a marked difference to what Pardew done as to , say, a manager lambasting a ref because he blew the final whistle 15 seconds after time added on or something like that.

We all have to live on this planet no matter what colour or what country anyone was born in. Those who use the colour of skin or nationality as a reason why this country is in a mess are mistaken in their beliefs as far as I'm concerned. Black people tend to get the blame for a lot of crime, yet the ratio (pound for pound) would be no different to a white person. Granted, some people come from other countries for the sake of crime because they see this country as easy pickings but the majority just want to live a normal life without any fuss. The problem is simply bad education on all sides, with many people using the history books as a reason to hate certain nationalities. If we are all honest with each other, in years gone by, the white person has always thought of themselves as a cut above any other race of people and it's still like that today in the main. Today's society are a lot more in acceptance of other nationalities being in this country but the short fuse is always there ready for something to kick off a race war, which to be honest, football has been wrongly highlighting over the last year with trivialities that are turned into mountains by the media. I don't care what person I talk to as I treat every person the same who affords me the same back. I live in this country and I do what's best for my family and I don't judge people by their colour or nationality. We all get swallowed up with stories about, " oh the Poles are this and that" or " certain black people are worse than others" blah blah blah, yet every country has an element of bad apples, yet in this country some people forget that we have our fair share and the focus comes down to other nationalities if trouble is caused by them, because they stand out among the minority that are living here compared to the majority of those that are born here. You will always get your loose cannon among any colour or creed.

I can't even see a plane at night flying at 30,000 feet and actually make out any real shape of it.

Aye, I think I'll get my money back off Kate, I like this Butterfield diet.

So! Has anyone seen this space station in all it's glory yet doing 17,500 mph 200 miles above Earth?

I've been doing the Kate Moss workout and it's working for me... A small glass of water for breakfast..A small glass of water for lunch with half a celery stick and a tiny bowl of leek and onion soup ( I can give you the recipe for this) and a thimble full of fresh orange juice for tea. I stick to this diet every day and I've gone down from 80 stone down to 3 stone 2 in just 3 weeks. I start the day using a drinking straw with a pea on each end and do 10 reps, which keeps my arms toned. Every month I'm allowed to buy a massive pizza and sit in front of the telly and watch my family eat it which is good for losing a few pounds of excess dribbling saliva. If anyone is interested in losing weight, I suggest you get her workout and diet video titled 'post yourself under your own door in 6 weeks or your money back'. £29.99 is all good bookshops.

When my daughter was 5, she had a hamster. One day, she was sat stroking it and said to me, " Dad...what would happen to my little hamster when it died, would he go to hamster heaven" The little sad look on her face as she was stroking the hamster made me shed a tear, so I said, " when your hamster dies, we will get a little shoe box, put some comfy straw inside and lay your hamster on that straw so it will be snuggly and warm...we will then dig a little hole and put him in and cover the hole." She looked at me all sad, which by this time had me fighting tears and I had a massive lump in my throat and she said, " Dad, will he go to heaven" and I said, " of course he will! and then to celebrate him going to heaven, me and your mother will take you to Macdonalds for any meal you want, plus we will take you to Flamingo land to see all the other animals." She looked up at me, eyes bright and beaming with a great big smile and said, " that's great Dad, can we kill the little bastard now."

I love all the Norman wisdom films. A master of his time, I think.

I'm, I'm, I'm noth a monthter..I'm, I'm a humanth being. (slurp)

Nah, if it was a child I'd save the child. If it was a man wearing a trilby though and he was walking my dog, I would be furious and say," I've heard about bastards like you, here have a drop of Ford Mondeo bumper in your kipper" the do a slow motion and grab my dog , causing us both to roll over into the kerb whilst we both watch the trilby hatted stealer, fly over the bonnet of the car. THE END.

Too right I would, without a second thought. Before I saved the dog, I'd shout to the bloke about to be mown down, " oi, what the fuck are you doing walking my dog."

How many people cried when lassie was in bother in the films? How many people have cried over animals dying in films? How many people have had to try and swallow the golf ball logged in their throat whilst trying not to look a right sissy when something sad happens in a film to do with a dog? I'd guarantee everyone has but bravado will stop a few from admitting it I'm sure..you know, the real hard cases who eat glass for breakfast. lol

If a set amount of numbers from say, 1 to 49 were randomly placed in a rotating tumbler there would be an equal chance of the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6 coming out as 5,17,21,35,38 and 40. It just appears that it wouldn't because the random numbers appear like any other random numbers and people's minds would be focused on the random rather than the uniform 1 to 6.

My experiences with owning dogs tells me enough about them to know that they are not unlike humans when displaying emotions. They become angry, happy, scared, they come for cuddles, they let you know when they want a piss. They wait for your return home and greet you just as a loving child would. Dogs are just like young children.