wolfy

Well I know they're itching to drop something on us, so I'm gonna go for 1 month or less for us to be hit with something magical. My guess is some kind of rigged up skeleton creature but equally it could be: 1. A structure, which could equate to a pyramid or some base e.t.c. 2. a Martian craft. 3. A Martian carving, probably in stone. 4. A lake. 5. Snow. 6.A caravan site, ( highly implausible) 7.Actual live Martians but placid non destructive ones, which would account for why they didn't leave the other landers as burned out shells or stood on bricks. 8. Mental Martians, that we will see attack the Curiosity, which will send tweets back shouting, "HELP ME, HELP ME, SEND REINFORCEMENTS QUICKLY" , Before a Martian shouts, " SEE WHAT YOU GET EARTHLINGS, YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MARTIANS"....this is doubtful but N.A.S.A egg head possible as they already know we swallow any old bullshit. Anyway feel free to add your own but I'll stick with the initial skeleton find to whet our appetites for the bigger stuff later.

If people want to bet with you for money, I suppose it would make it interesting. My Giro won't stretch that far so I'll stick to just guessing what bullshit N.A.S.A come out with.

Just a thought! Wouldn't it be easier to let all athletes take power enhancing drugs and that way there's no complaints. Just kidding but there seems to be a lot of shenanigans with all this shit.

I cried at the champ. I had to. It was either that or choke on the tennis ball sized lump I had in my throat.

Well I'll just DUCK out.

Why do old school buddies act like they don't know you later in life.

I think it's because it's "every time, you are near." Just like me, they want to be...close to you.

Why do dogs sit and greed for your food, yet if you go near theirs, they growl and snarl.

Why was I at the back of the queue when penises were given out.

Let's all have a little sportsmans bet on what N.A.S.A will come up with, with this super curiosity (bullshit) rover. I'm gonna go for them showing us pictures of possibly small skeleton remains of some creature.

Why is it not recommended to clean your spectacles under your hairdressing sheet.

Why do people insist on telling you the same story every time you meet up with them for a drink.

Why is it that when a dog farts, it looks at it's own arse as if it's alien to them, even after doing it hundreds of times before.

Why is it that when you press snooze for 10 minutes extra sleep on your alarm clock, does it go off after what seems like 30 seconds.

Why, in just about all american films do the cars screech away even if it's only a very slow start. Why, do police of detective bother going to the mobile hot dog van for a chilli dog and coffee, when they know as soon as they get back in the car, a radio alert will come over for them to go to a scene and they have to bin it. Why is it that every person getting chased has to fall over and hurt their leg or get it jammed when getting chased by a maniac. Why is it when spooky things happen in films and big bangs happen in the house, do all the people get up to investigate in the dark. Why, in older films, does it only take a tap to the side of the head with a gun to knock someone clean out. For instance: Just a few why's in the topic of WHY.

You appear to know a lot about this stuff, so I'd be interested to know a bit more.We are all Nuclear ready for armageddon, type of thing, with Nuclear missiles in silos ready for the ultimate strike. How long can these weapons hold Nuclear material that's decaying before they have to be took out and how do they manage to keep them inside silos without giving off radiation that kills anyone that's on maintenance?

Just got back from the game, (on Concorde like), me and a few hundred of the lads boarded a few Concordes to see the game and it was a decent run out for the fringe players. Luckily I brought my tool box mind you. It was strange how it happened because , 500 of us got together and decided to hire a small fishing trawler to get to the game. As luck happened, we walks past a few Concordes and both the pilots had the bonnets up on them. I shouted, " you alright lads" and they shouted, " nah mate, our Concordes have broke down and we aren't in the AA." I shouted, " here lads, I just happen to have my tool box on me here, do you want me to have a deek at your engines." Well , they were over the moon and said, " aye, see what you can do." Anyway, there I am under the bonnet and spots the problem on one and I shouted, "ok mate, get in your Concorde and pump the pedal, your carb had a bit of seagull feather jammed in it." Sure enough he turns the key and Vroom vroom, it was purring like a kitten. I jumped over to the other one and guess what? He only had a dropped chip in his carb, obviously from a seagull like and soon enough, his Concorde was purring as well. Both pilots said, " how can we thank you mate" and I said, " you wouldn't happen to be going to Greece would you, the Newcastle games on and we don't want to miss it...we'll all chip in for the juice like." The pilots asked me how many of us were going and I just said, us 500, plus the other 1000 that's turned up to watch me fix your motors like. Sure enough, both pilots get on their phones and a few minutes later, what turns up? Only another 4 Concordes. Brilliant man. The pilots all shouted, "howay lads, hop on, we will take you all to Greece free of charge and bring you back because we can't thank Wolfy enough for sorting our motors out like." Aye it was a great journey and they laid some drinks on for us and sarnies and what not and even brought over a load of air hostesses, in-fact I kid you not, we all had one hostess each attending to us. Not only that though, as we were flying out, we spotted another few hundred lads that looked like they were hitchiking to Greece, so we picked them up as well. The planes were packed but we enjoyed the night , all 4700 of us.

This Adam Campbell looks a real class finisher and he reminds me of a young Michael Owen. I think we have a real gem on our hands here, let's just hope he can handle the pressure. If he hits the ground running, we will see a fair bit of him this season I think in cup competitions and as a late sub in comfortable games.

It could be a- b- or c or even another age..but you asked me to choose 1 so I chose a-

Possibly.

a- but merely a wild guess.

I've never weighed it up so I don't know.

I'm simply saying I do not know.

As I said, I don't know.